I need a hot, kinky, young deaf and dumb bitch……. but not in a wheelchair, not being no carer..

LULZ… when Captain Kirk gets this jaded, he beams down and fucks a GREEN alien bitch… only to find that even on the other side of the galaxy… AWALT!

Perhaps you should consider beeches who jabber on in languages you don’t understand, lol.

[i]one skank ho who openly admits that she cheated on her husband throughout her marriage wonders why I treat EVERYTHING she says, as though it is possibly / probably false… duh[/i]

I think wimminz who are NOT pathological liars are a small minority, maybe 8%. Now ALL wimminz lie about ALL things sexual ALL the time, but I’ve got one MILF in rotation who lies REFLEXIVELY, even about trivial shyt, when it would be easier and in her own interest to tell the truth. I believe she’s had so much plastic surgery, that she’s developed a actual self-brainwashed aversion to Duh Truth.

But it works because I’m never tempted, for even a millisec., to believe a single damned thing out of her yap… and in dim light I can enjoy her drum-tight belly (tucked) and showroom titties (plastic), without seeing the mosaic of scars.

[i]… it is that after three fucks most wimminz are unfuckable, my cock will not co-operate any further, so I must of necessity move on to the next skank ho.[/i]

lol… now come on, what if they approach Hungarian pornslut levels of BJ skills? Like deepthroat, plus teeth-grazing the helmet rim, plus the pointy-tongue in the pee-hole, with some enthusiastic tea-bagging thrown in, and slurpy slutty audibles for the duration… not easy to find in Duh States… could make FwB last for up to 3 menstrual cycles before my sanity is strained.