As for the guy with the self-worth problem based on not having a 2nd vagina(next to the one in his brain), I´ll give him some slack.
The “get hitched” brainwashing is after all done from earliest childhood. Starting with a (hopefully) intact family unit and then onwards.

Though it can become a VERY dangerous attitude to have. Life threatening even.
Which is when stupidly guys are successful at their goal. At least he was good at offing himself. Fuck.

Before I depress myself even more, here´s some sweet Karma. Remember the hags cackling about a guy getting his cock cut off?
Life´s a bitch for one of them: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/05/double-mastectomy-sharon-obsourne-breast-cancer-gene_n_2079380.html
Though Ozzy won´t probaly miss those old bags anyway.