1/ everyone told me, greek men will get very jealous if they find you fucking a greek woman, I saw no proof of this, but I kept getting told it.

2/ greek women often offered me sex

3/ I never fucked a greek woman

4/ The closest example I can give is an internet dating profile, you look at the pictures and think “Damn, I’d pound that” so you swipe right or whatever and end up in speaking distance, say 3 feet away, and with greek women this meant *listening* distance, not speaking distance, and three minutes later you’re like “babe, see ya later okay.. things to do…”

5/ so you end up pounding some eurotrash wimminz who had married a greek guy…

nothing kills a potential boner deader than a wimminz who insists on telling you how awesome she is and where she has been and what she has done and oh did I forget, how awesome I am..