ARTISTIC . Drama Queen.
GIRLY . Thick.
LIVES LIFE TO THE FULL .Alcoholic.
I’M INTO WHIRLWIND ROMANCES . My visa runs out in 10 days and if I don’t get married I’ll be deported.
CHALLENGING . High-maintenance pain in the neck.
HOMELY . Frump.
LIKES THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE . Gold digger.
GREAT PERSONALITY . Ugly as sin
40-ish .49
Adventurous . Slept with everyone.
Athletic . small breasts.
Average looking . Moo.
Beautiful . Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure . On medication.
Free Spirit .Junkie.
Friendship first . Former Slut.
Old-fashioned . No oral.
Open-minded .Desperate.
Outgoing . Loud and embarrassing.
Wants soul mate . Stalker.
Independent Thinker . Crazy.
High-Spirited . . Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things.
Huggable . Large.
Dynamic . Pushy
Assertive . Pushy with a mean streak.
Excited About Life’s Journey . No concept of reality.
Unpredictable . Manic-depressive and off medication.
Soulful . Manic-depressive and quiet.
Looking for Mr/Ms Right. . Looking for Mr/Ms Rich.
Very Human . Quasimodo.
Uninhibited . Lacking basic social skills.
Young at Heart . Over 50.
Youthful . Over 50 and in major denial.
Chatty . Never shuts up.
Financially secure. . Has a job.
Affectionate . . Horny.
Romantic . Horny.
Passionate . REALLY horny !