Here, by request, is a quick reference card for the wimminz.
Ignore it at your peril.
|
Attribute |
Nice |
Kinky Slut |
Run away |
|
Nail varnish |
None / Clear |
Black / Dark |
Red |
|
Lipstick |
None / Clear |
Dark |
Red |
|
Earrings |
None/ Small |
Small & >1 per ear |
Big / Hoopy / Dangly |
|
Tattoos |
None |
DIY |
Visible |
|
Piercings |
None |
1 nipple / tongue |
Cunt / Face / 2 nips / belly |
|
Hair |
Long classical |
Medium length |
Short / pigtail / bangs / lopsided cut |
|
Job |
Estate agent / Sales |
Nurse / Manager / Carer |
Social / Cop / Teacher |
|
Pet |
Dog / Fish |
Dog / Rabbit / Hamster |
Horse / Cat / Birds / small dogs |
|
Music |
Not fussy |
Loves rock |
Hates rock |
|
Vehicle |
Classic and cheap |
Non driver |
People carrier / sports / jap bike |
Hey AfOR – I agree with everything on this list, but I’m confused about the belly piercing one. Do you have anything based on experience about that? Love your blog!
Comment by Johnny — May 6, 2012 @ 1:18 pm
Just my own personal experience, wimminz with belly piercings are all fucking crazy bitches, dangerous to be around, FRA / cluster B types.
YMMV
Comment by Wimminz — May 6, 2012 @ 1:31 pm
Cheers mate. I’ve got to print out this card and carry it around on me! I’ve run my past psycho girlfriends through it and most of them failed.
Also, that ant analogy in the previous post makes WAY too much sense – I’ll have to spend all day thinking about that.
Comment by Johnny — May 6, 2012 @ 1:54 pm
All the categories after “hair” seem superfluous.
Comment by jupiviv — May 6, 2012 @ 4:34 pm
except you can often find out about those things first / easier….
Comment by wimminz — May 6, 2012 @ 5:33 pm