One of the reasons I like PoF is because you simple cannot argue with the numbers.
There is nothing more impersonal and unbiased than a machine that simple tabulates that at this instant there are nearly 400k people online and roughly half of them are female, and when asked to pick ten favourite etc this is what all tens of millions of wimminz who are members chose.
This is what wimminz SAY they want, and do not want, to talk about, where they like to go for dates, what sort of meals they like, and, favourite ways of being flirted with… this is what wimminz say TO A FUCKING MACHINE FROM THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN COMPUTERS, when asked.
I want to make that point, this is not what I say the wimminz say, or angry macbastard or mike misogynyst or any such crap, this is what WIMMINZ say they want / like / don’t like etc.
| Women’s Top Ten Favorite Conversation Topics 1. Hopes and aspirations 2. Hobbies/interests in general 3. Music 4. Dreams 5. Romance 6. Friends 7. Travel 8. Vacations 9. Movies 10. Entertainment |
Women’s Top Ten Least Favorite Conversation Topics 1. Politics 2. Other dates 3. Past relationships 4. Science fiction 5. Religion 6. Celebrities 7. Science 8. Antiques 9. Money 10. History |
| Women’s Top Ten Date Picks 1. Restaurant 2. Taking a romantic walk 3. Park 4. Coffee shop 5. Live music 6. Comedy Club 7. Zoo 8. Bowling or Playing Pool 9. Amusement Park 10. Movies |
Top Ten Restaurant Types for a Date 1. Casual dinner 2. Pub 3. Retro bar with live music 4. French cuisine 5. Ethnic 6. Pizza place 7. Western 8. Salad bar 9. Sushi bar 10. Family dinner |
| Women’s Top Ten Favorite Ways to Have Someone Flirt with Them 1. Talks about things she likes or dislikes, making comments and showing interest 2. Displays concern for her, her feelings and well-being 3. Shares jokes or amusing anecdotes with her 4. Compliments her on her screen name, attitude, personality and appearance 5. Sends her special/cute email messages 6. Makes an effort to contact her in some form most every day 7. Chats with her when you are online at the same time 8. Discusses seriously the traits she desires in a partner 9. Shows her your daring or mischievous side 10. Emails her greeting cards, gifts, pictures songs or fun attachments |
Got that?
Cool, because if you follow that list to the letter and pursue your PoF wimminz with this as your bible, you will never ever get laid, not even by the frighteningly ugly obese bitch who smells of piss and shit… you will be too beta to fuck.
If, however, you wipe your ass with that list and make a point of doing the opposite of everything it says, you will get laid a lot, and never spend another dime on your dates either.
Wimminz, everything they do, think or say is a shit test….
What? All i read there was wimminz like muh dik
Comment by Not_Sure — May 9, 2012 @ 8:48 pm
Actually, it’s your SPLOOGE they like… it’s an anti-depressant and hormone-balancer. Skank-ho’s merely tolerate yer dik, in order to obtain their daily dose of man-milk. “She stole my mojo!…” lulz…
It’s #8, but should be #1 on the alpha LAUGH METER: “8. Discusses seriously the traits she desires in a partner” LMAO! Skanks actually shorten my life when they say shit like this in person, thus I cut them off brusquely, in mid-sentence. A man simply can’t spend his day creating USEFUL items, such as anchoring epoxy and smartphones, then listen to wimminz coCKnitive Dissonance (hat tip to poster Howard Roark) without suffering neurological damage. Since all we really are is neurons, properly arranged, and a few teaspoons of splooge, we must limit how much any one particular wimminz drains from us. Crikey.
Comment by DGAF in Miami — May 9, 2012 @ 11:12 pm
I’m still kind of a neophyte at this, but I’m dialing it in.
My experience is that you’re absolutely right. I tried the whole “show common interests” / “comment on something in her profile” / etc. bullshit, and it got me nowhere. If I DID get a response, I was already halfway her bitch and I had already damaged any chances of getting laid.
If I went the full thermonuclear option straight from the get go (e.g. “Write back if you want to fuck”), I’d probably not get a response. Still, this is already a better option as every now and then you do get a response. If they do respond to this half the BS is already out of the way.
The best option I’ve found so far is more of a “hey, let’s get coffee.” as an initial contact. Something simple, quick (high throughput is important), and without you making yourself a bitch by displaying cutesyness or actually pretending to care about her interests/thoughts/the moronic crap on her profile. The subtext is there (everyone knows you’re expecting a fuck), but it eases into it. Follow it up by getting her cell #, staying terse, and not ever giving a shit and it seems like the magical key into their cunts.
Comment by McGinnis — May 9, 2012 @ 11:14 pm
Sounds to me like you have it nailed.
Comment by wimminz — May 10, 2012 @ 11:16 am
It doesn’t matter what women want. This is the crucial thing to understand before a man can hope to have any success with women.
Comment by jupiviv — May 10, 2012 @ 11:00 am
That politics rated FIRST, above “other dates” AND “past relationships” did surprise me.
Though not the science fiction topic. SciFi is about imagination AND a future vision of humanity while reflecting on the current state. Well beyond the average female´s(are there others?) comprehension, unless it´s something clearly satanic like the “hunger games” shit.
But as you already said, just ignore what they say and want. They haven´t got a clue what really attracts them anyway, or maybe they just don´t want to face the cold hard truth.
Comment by hans — May 11, 2012 @ 3:35 am
Too true. Come to think of it… there is not ONE SINGLE FEMALE AUTHOR of Sci-Fi, is there? Not a one. HIGH-larious.
Comment by DGAF in Miami — May 11, 2012 @ 7:33 pm
Oh, there are a couple exceptional women. Cherryh, McCaffrey, Bradley.But it´s usually weird fantasy, borderline space stuff they come up with.
True hardcore space operas are, as it should be a male domain. Like the German Perry Rhodan saga, or A.D.Foster´s and Asimov´s work.
You can find the few here at Baen.com
Comment by hans — May 12, 2012 @ 5:16 pm
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