So there I was, walking out of the motor factors with two 1 litre bottles of ATF, I open the bonnet/hood of my motor and pop the filler cap off the rocker box and start pouring one of the bottles of ATF in.
This main dealer mechanic comes charging out, “Stop, what do you think you’re doing!!!”
I look at him, smile, pop the top off the other litre of ATF, walk around to the fuel filler cap, open it and tip the ATF in.
The main dealer mechanic is staring at me, jaw hanging down, shaking his head in disbelief.
I close the filler cap, pop the cap back on the rocker box, close the bonnet / hood and look at him and say “Maybe you don’t know half as much about oils and diesel engines as you think you do.”
Get in the car, light my cigar, notice I have some ATF on my fingers which has smeared on the outside of the cigar, boy, this one is gonna have some REAL flavour, and start grinning insanely at the mechanic, who is still stood there, totally lost for words.
For those of you who don’t know, ATF (automatic transmission fluid) is basically hydraulic oil, e.g. very thin lube oil, with a red colourant and LOTS of detergent.
Putting a litre in the lube oil 500 miles before an oil change leaves the inside of the engine shiny new, and putting a litre in the fuel tank cleans out the injection pump and injectors a treat, all of the above totally safely.
Shades of the dog on the right, maybe he has his reasons for barking at mexicans, maybe he isn’t as stupid as his human thinks….
This is the sort of thing you can find in all areas of human endeavour, and that of course included fucking and sex.
Let’s take yesterday, AM a chick messages me on PoF saying she digs my profile, we chat back and forth and agree to meet that evening for a coffee, by which time she is already admitting that her panties are soaking wet, so we meet at the cafe, have a coffee, and retire to her place for some pump and dump.
Thing is, ___I___ knew it would be pump and dump, partially because she is one of those who claims that all men have always lied to her (projection) and partially because she is saying she wants a relationship (yeah, with a well hung 21 year old billionaire) partially because she ain’t worth more than one fuck, and partially because I could read her nature like a child’s book.
She, however, did not come to the conclusion that it would be pump and dump until the end of the evening, and she did not have to sand to tell me until this morning.
You see the parallels here, maybe if she knew half as much about men / wimminz / ralationshits as she thought she did…
That failing did not just mean that she got the picture 24 hours after I did, it didn’t even just mean she got the picture after the pump and dump, it meant she made the choice to fuck me BEFORE she got the picture.
I fuck mexicans…. sez the dog… woof woof….
Interesting coinquidinq, noticed just this morning a survey that came out over here detailing the quality of car mechanic shops.
The standard Bosch-certified shops failed abysmally with 40% not finding all faults. The leading chain didn´t do much better at about 30%. Only the dealer´s garages (I think that´s the right translation for “Vertrags Werkstatt”) were marginally approachable with “just” 10% failure rates.
Cheezus!
Comment by hans — August 24, 2012 @ 11:25 am
And maybe a bit more on-topic: http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=959141
He definitely got the picture. She? Not so sure.
The NAWALT niggerz? NOT very likely.
Comment by hans — August 24, 2012 @ 1:43 pm
Akshully, I am going to take a contrarian view Hans.
Lots of people will say he is showing possession by having his hand on her.
I will say if he had possession, she would be hanging on to him, not t’other way around.
Discuss. >;*)
Comment by wimminz — August 24, 2012 @ 1:46 pm
Interesting, he does seem to hold onto that ass constantly.
Hard to say if it´s just to taunt the cameras (and let´s be honest .. whitey/niggerz/wimminz) or if he´s actually making sure she´s not gone in a poof on the next beat of his semi-tumescent dick.
Though I still think his whole body posture is too relaxed for the later. Oh well.
Comment by hans — August 24, 2012 @ 11:15 pm
Here in the US the”standard” is considered accredidation by SAE, the Society of Automotive Engineers (there’s got to be a “society” controlling and limiting every profession, especially if that profession is in high demand). Most of them are next to useless. All they do is look at the OBD fault codes. Say, the OBD code is about the catalytic converter? They replace it and the oxygen sensor. They most often fail to identify upstream problems. What if, say, the mixture has been running slightly rich because the mass air flow sensor in the intake manifold is all gunked up? You’ll have another blown catalytic converter. And if you have an intermittent problem, you are usually TSOL. The dealer shops SOMETIMES can be pretty good (but you pay for it), but all too often they, too, suck. And car mechanics can be ripoffs; many may intensionally screw things up so that you keep going back to them.
I guess SAE is more concerned about the very low number of wimminz mechanics rather than the quality of the mechanics accredited by them.
Comment by Tim — August 24, 2012 @ 2:51 pm
My father, who was a master mechanic, used to put a quart of 30W oil in the gas tank prior to a trip so the engine would run cooler. So your ATF makes sense.
Comment by Pete — August 24, 2012 @ 9:36 pm
Only marginally on topic, but how about his one: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/goodbye-civilization-so-simple-greekman-can-do-it
Wouldn´t it be hilarious if those oh so smartypants banksters and criminally parasitic elites suddenly find out a whole country can do very well without their virtual money?
Maybe all them greek peasants aren´t that lazy and stupid after all?
Comment by hans — August 24, 2012 @ 11:19 pm
Lulz on cascading ignorance, blind (bland?) conformity, and the many “off-label” uses of ATFluid–including stripping all manner of copper, lead, plastic (think shot-cups) and burnt powder (and lube) fouling from firearms bores. (Google “Ed’s Red”… ) Besides beau-coup metal-and-rubber friendly detergents, ATF is also loaded with anti-oxidants that preserve its effectiveness for 10+ years.
PS: still LMAO at the thought of you frantically dousing your schlong in diesel fuel, lube oil, and ATF, to cleanse yourself of STD-laden skank-ho secretions! =:O (Back in school daze, ’twas a Brit who told me about using your own piss to do the job… much science to back that up.)
Oh well, gotta go board-up for this under-achieving tropical whirly named Isaac, then get my cock worshipped by a slender married skank-ho. She used to be a blue-eyed glow-in-the-dark Nordic type, but she is now frigging ORANGE from spray-on booth tanning! It’s like plastic titties–I don’t actually like them, but I’m drawn to the underlying desperation. ;^)
Comment by DGAF in Miami — August 25, 2012 @ 11:49 pm
Not really “white” in the Anglo sense… nose and ears and eye sockets look Slavic/East Bloc to moi, i.e. like the most skilled escorts in London, lol. She looks a lot like a Ukrainian “employee” I once “hired” eons ago in a hotel bar in London’s CBD–off the charts KEGEL PRESSURE!–and I even managed to “spread” her fee around my expense report, LOL!
But yeah, mr. half-breed-hip-hop-mogul doesn’t look “Alpha” at all… more like “babeh, babeh, youze on da clock, stay close, hang close, youze spozed ta be mah bitch”… OTOH, he looks about 2 days away from drooling and dementia. But definitely show these pix to any Black wimminz you know–you’ll meet the Steroid Mutant Hamster! 😀
Comment by DGAF in Miami — August 26, 2012 @ 8:13 am
D’OH!… that was in reply to Bunny C. below, not myself above… dang reply graphics.
Comment by DGAF in Miami — August 26, 2012 @ 8:16 am
That’s one insecure nigger. White wimminz is not FUBU.
Comment by Bunny Carlos — August 26, 2012 @ 4:16 am