January has traditionally been a quiet time in the world of IT, so I’m paid to sit at home in my slippers smoking and drinking and writing shit on’t’intertubez…
Someone asked me if I read other blogs and sites around the MRM, yes, I do, so why do I no longer comment on those sites?
Combination of things, life is too short, I don’t want to be seen as poaching traffic, I already have a place to vent my spleen, I can’t be bothered registering, my browser security extensions break the comment scripts, etc etc
SO anyway, I said to the bitch, in this situation you should do this, and of course, because I said it, she went and did something else.
Rinse and repeat a few times.
So the bitch starts talking about these things, and says to me, I should have done this, and not that, where this is exactly what I told her to do, and that is exactly what she did.
I point this out, yeah she says, you *are* always fucking right, and that really pisses me off about you.
Uh-huh, I say, I am always right, you were always wrong, you always ignored my advice and did it your way and regretted it, and now you are pissed off at me, because I was always right… that about it?
Yeah, she says…
Maybe baby, I reply, you could try being annoyed at the stupid cunt who ignored my always right advice, instead of being annoyed at me for always being right.
<crickets – hamster wheel has a seized bearing>
It’s true though, nobody points a gun at anyone’s head, they (male and female) make these bad decisions day in and day out, all by themselves, and you can’t claim you couldn’t see it coming, if 99% of the time you ended up getting arrested by the po-lice for being an asshole, you started that evening with one of the three stooges, Larry or Curly or Moe, well maybe the penny is going to drop that if you want to avoid any more arrests, you might wanna start by avoiding Larry and Curly and Moe, and no, I don’t actually give a fuck that they are you only three “friends” on the entire planet.
Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas.
It’s not me whose future you are destroying bitch, it’s yours, and your kids, there is no WE here, I got no skin in your game, I’m just an interested observer on the sidelines who likes to fuck you etc, until you make yourself unfuckable, which seems to be the plan you’re working on.
And no, it’s not some childish tit for tat, push me, shove you, “keeping score” when I enumerate your various fuck ups to you, it is just accounting, keeping you honest.
If you don’t like it, stay away from me, if you stay near me, better get used to it, because I see no reason I should change my fucking behaviour just because you are around.
If you want the warmth of the fire, you have to stay near to it, if you want to stop getting burned, stop putting your hands into the flames. Treat me as that fire.
Shame, she doesn’t have a big enough portion, yet, to stop hanging with the three stooges, the after effects hurt, but not enough, and that right there is the secret, why people carry on being assholes….not enough SHAME felt.
Besides, Larry Moe and Curly are bad boyz innit.
Hey wildman, look at me, what do you see, a gentile Rick Moranis in his late fifties, all skin and bone, computer nerd wimp asshole, never did amount to a stream of piss and there ain’t no glory in the future…. that what you see?
The meek shall inherit the earth, after everyone else is through with it, if that’s all right with you…
that what you see?
You one dumb motherfucker then.
We this way now because we are filled with shame and embarrassment at what we used to be, we’re atoning… I knew a guy who survived WW2 in asia, on his fucking todd, though the jungles and swamps, just him vs the japs and the rest of the world, did damn near a year of that, never did talk about it, but you just know you do not survive that shit and walk out by being Forrest Gump, so he walked straight into the seminary and became a priest, and spent the rest of his live atoning.
Bad boyz? Be thankful you fell about six orders of magnitude short of being bad enough to ever make a man like that lose his temper with you, because he’d take your mind and your soul, as easy as taking candy from a baby, before he took your life, and he’d be doing just to see that fucking look on your face.
Hey, we read Atrocity Week (by Andy McCoy) back when it came out in ’78, and we are all yeah? and? and picking things outta the book and saying hey, he’s talking about so and so..
Myself I can distinctly remember the book coming out because while I was reading it this guy, a Belgian merc, not a heroic or pleasant hollywierd chimera, the real deal, a fucking animal, special forces types always are, it’s a pre-requisite, was sobbing like a baby, he’s just been introduced to some of Africa’s ways real up close and personal like, border patrol, black bitch with little screaming black picaninny in her arms, and he was about to fuck with the black troopers with him because their first response is to cut the baby’s throat and rape the bitch and then kill her too, stand-off for a moment there, just before his world came crashing down, perceived reality vs real reality.
One of the black troopers grabbed the baby from the bitch, which was still screaming like a mother-fucker, all swaddled up African style, and he says see, baby crying, baby crying lots, man not want to hurt baby, is true?
Our merc nods, not sure where this is going, but he nods.
So the trooper goes on to explain, lots of what they are doing here is trying to combat (raw uncut from the ground) gemstone smuggling, and a really great way to smuggle gemstones past white soldiers is to take a small female baby, maybe 12 months old, and disembowel it through the cunt, which you can do so there are no external marks and limited blood loss, and it can live anything from a couple of hours to almost a day, and stuff the cavity with gemstones, and plug it with with some rag, swaddle the baby up and give it to a woman to walk across the border areas with.
I heard the words, our merc says, tears running down his face, but they didn’t make sense, so the trooper un-swaddles the baby, and there, sure enough is the bloody rag hanging out of the still screaming baby’s cunt.
I’ll lay money the same exact shit is going down today in CAR, and the French and Chinese and Russians and mercs on the ground and drone operators in the air will be as blissfully ignorant as our merc, and the guy who handed me the paperback expecting it to blow my mind…
Meanwhile youth unemployment in Spain passed 58%, and that’s the fucking OFFICIAL figures, the truth will be much worse….
And bitches still be playing the oooooooh I just tripped and accidentally fell on his cock game with the so called bad boys, and the so called bad boys be lappin’ it up, and us omega male has been Rick Moranis computer geeks are just sitting there quietly, yeah so, you’re a real bad ass, and you scare the crap outta me, because when TSHTF you’re the kind of fucker who goes crying to mummy, and leaves my flank exposed…
In closing, please don’t think I am being “racis” and coming down on the wogs, or the nips, or anyone else, plenty of white men are at least as “good” at being bad. Even just 20 years ago in Europe in a place I could drive to in 24 hours, just as bad shit went down.