… on my knees for ten minutes, cleaning the toilet, cistern, seats tops and bottoms, bowl and plinth, then bung a load of bleach in it to soak and a blue tablet in the cistern. It is something I try to get around to / remember / do every 4 to 6 weeks.
Yeah, I know, single guys are useless disgusting dirty degenerates.
If you want a wimminz to lie, obviously, ask her when she last got on her hands and knees and cleaned the entire toilet inside and out.