… on my knees for ten minutes, cleaning the toilet, cistern, seats tops and bottoms, bowl and plinth, then bung a load of bleach in it to soak and a blue tablet in the cistern. It is something I try to get around to / remember / do every 4 to 6 weeks.
Yeah, I know, single guys are useless disgusting dirty degenerates.
If you want a wimminz to lie, obviously, ask her when she last got on her hands and knees and cleaned the entire toilet inside and out.
Women are often proficient at keeping a very small part of their living space clean, at the expense of the rest of the house.
Years ago I was seeing a lawyer who had a snazzy and very large apartment. Her kitchen/dining/living rooms were spotless whenever I came over. I banged her a few times, and got curious as to why she always escalated on the couch. Eventually I went snooping (turrble I know) and found out. Her bedroom consisted of piles of dirty clothes, papers scattered everywhere, and the cat litter boxes which were in the corner had more turds than clay. It was quite astounding how filthy the place was. I didn’t venture further, but can imagine what the master bath and toilet looked like.
In any event, I started noticing this same trend after, and thinking back, my mother displayed it too.
Bitches who live alone make their homes the mirror of their selves, with the public persona being supposedly perfect, and the private dysfunction far more fucked up than most men can imagine.
Comment by Boxer — January 10, 2014 @ 4:49 pm
aye, and when wimminz be here for me to fuck, and they say “wow, this place is surprisingly clean for a single guy’s house” what they really mean is “wow, this place is surprisingly clean compared to my place…”
Comment by wimminz — January 10, 2014 @ 4:56 pm
Absolutely, and this is the real reason it’s so much easier to get her back to your place than to hers.
An never forget: all those who clean public toilets know who the really dirty ones – by far – are.
Comment by Wake — January 11, 2014 @ 5:09 pm