So I do, and she says how much, and I say that will be a hundred quid….
Oh……
so she gets all cute and wanders into the bedroom and drops her kacks and kneels on the edge of the bed, so a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do…
so she smiles at me and flutters her eyes, and with a shit eating grin, says, how much now afor?
I tell her
hundred and ten quid.
what, you think I am paying YOU for a fuck???
trouble is, too many will think I am joking.