I know, I know, “Globe” is a well-known tabloid which publishes stories like “Astronauts raped by Martian maniacs” or “Resurrected body of Ramses II seen at Brazilian McDonalds”, etc. Still, it is indicative that Martians and walking mummies have been replaced by Vladimir Putin.
Also, I truly liked this joke posted by an anonymous reader (thanks!):
Putin is watching TV. Calls up his Chief of Intelligence: “Give Tyagnibok a medal for banning the use of Russian in Ukraine. What do you mean he isn’t one of ours? Ok, give Yarosh a medal for the idea of blowing up Ukrainian gas transit lines. What do you mean, that’s his own doing? How about that cretin Lyashko? How about those cretins from Svoboda—Miroshnichenko and others? So, DO WE HAVE ANY AGENTS ON THE GROUND IN UKRAINE AT ALL?! Where the hell are they? What the hell do you mean they bought a dump-truck of pop-corn and a tanker truck beer and are watching it like a movie?!!!” Hangs up in disgust. Calls again: “How could you let Muzychko get killed?”
There is much truth to this joke. I just wonder – is Obama also an SVR agent (just kidding!!).
Cheers,
The Saker
Is there a difference between rags like the Globe and the Jewish owned/run MSM in the west? I think they write pretty much the same sort of drivel and that they’ve essentially merged into the same media category now.
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U.S. Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/03/us-freezes-putins-netflix-account.html
In what was described as a major ramping up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Netflix account, effective immediately.
“Unless and until Mr. Putin calls off the annexation of Crimea, no more ‘House of Cards’ or ‘Orange Is the New Black’ for him,” Mr. Kerry said. “The United States will not stand by and reward the annexation of another sovereign nation with a policy of streaming as usual.”
While all of the sanctions Mr. Kerry announced on Tuesday were Netflix-related, he warned Mr. Putin that “nothing is off the table.”
“I’m sure I don’t need to remind the Russian President that ‘Game of Thrones’ is about to come back for another season,” he said. “As I have said, this thing could get very ugly, very fast.”
What the hell is going on here?
U.S. Gives Russia Free Military Equipment Used By Army, Marines
http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2014/03/u-s-gives-russia-free-military-equipment-used-by-army-marines/
The secret operation was exposed this week by members of Congress that discovered it in the process of reviewing the Fiscal Year 2014 budget and the proposed Fiscal Year 2015 budget request. It turns out that the National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) has been providing the Russian Federation with the Multiple Integrated Laser Engagement System (MILES), the federal legislators say. The U.S. military uses MILES for tactical force-on-force training because it has a system of lasers and dummy ammunition to simulate ground combat.
It’s a crucial, military-grade technology that’s similar to a “laser tag” available in some commercial markets, according to one of the outraged lawmakers (Oklahoma Republican Jim Bridenstine) that helped uncover the scandal. Bridenstine, a member of the House Armed Services Committee, has joined forces with Ohio Republican Mike Turner, Chairman of the House Subcommittee on Tactical Air and Land Forces, to demand an end to the program. Along with about a dozen other House colleagues they penned a letter to Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz, who oversees the agency carrying out the “irresponsible military equipment transfers” to Russia.
The Obama administration’s planned supply to the Russian Federation is a grave mistake given the recent invasion of Ukraine launched by Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin, the legislators point out. “It is difficult to imagine a worse time to provide military-grade technology employed by the U.S. Marine Corps, Army, and Special Operations Forces to Russia than when it has illegally invaded Ukraine and is violating the intermediate-range Nuclear Forces (INF) treaty,” the letter to Moniz says. “To make matters worse, it is our understanding from the budget documents that the Department has been, and continues to propose, providing this technology to Russia free-of-charge.”
Keep Cool and humor! Think that whenever you read such outrageous articles about Putin in the “mainstream/tabloid” media, it means that they very, very mad at him. Eventually they will get a stomach ulcer!!
Saker, please stop this NOW. You know pretty well that fairness, especially in reporting, has been invented by the British.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/%27Destroy_this_mad_brute%27_WWI_propaganda_poster_%28US_version%29.jpg
http://fineartamerica.com/products/beat-back-the-hun-with-liberty-bonds-war-is-hell-store-greeting-card.html
http://www.japanprobe.com/2012/01/20/remember-world-war-ii-sea-shepherd-depicts-japanese-as-uniquely-cruel-dishonest/
I have an oldie about the plane crash in Smolensk, April 2010, in which the Psheks’ State Bigwigs perished as they set out to commemorate their ludicrous Katyn sob-story (similar to the Ukros’ perpetual screamfest about “Holodomor”). Here goes.
Masha Gessen spots Vladimir Putin smugly watching the smouldering aircraft on TV. Instantly furious, Masha yells with all her might:
— Putin, you swine!! You were behind that plane crash. CONFESS!!!
— Sure thing, whoever-you-are. And then what?
— DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?
— Damn, damn, damn. I thought YOU were aboard that plane. Pity the Psheks.
Now, as far as “The Globe” is concerned, let it be known that if one takes their story seriously, then it shows that Russia is indeed a safe haven for people that actually contribute something worthwhile. Just like the Psheks and the truly adorable Masha Gessen referred to previously, the British Monarchy is indeed an utter abomination to the planet.
Humor from Israel Shamir:
“Israeli President Peres asks the Russian President: -Vladimir, are you of Jewish ancestry? -Putin: What makes you think so, Shimon? -Peres: You made the US pay five billion dollars to deliver Crimea to Russia. Even for a Jew, that is audacious!”
http://www.globalresearch.ca/crimea-putins-triumph-now-the-confrontation-moves-east-to-new-russia/5374710
http://www.testosteronepit.com/home/2014/3/23/putin-playing-chess-hilarious-picture-russian-point-of-view.html
More fun
Дресс-код Юлии Тимошенко высмеяли в социальных сетях (Dress code Yulia Tymoshenko ridiculed in social networks)
http://expert.ru/2014/02/26/pokazatelnoe-vyistuplenie/?ny&partner=988462
People thought it strange that somebody with severe back trouble would be wearing high heals like Tymoshenko wore at Maidan. Doesn’t sound like many people in the Ukraine take her very seriously any more.
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Similar silliness to the Globe rubbish:
Ukraine finds new hero in besieged base commander http://news.yahoo.com/ukraine-finds-hero-besieged-commander-200849858.html
“By JOHN-THOR DAHLBURG”
The new “Wolf Blizer”. :D
That one is rather mild compared to this one, though:
Funeral for ‘Robin Hood’ draws Ukraine nationalists — paramilitary to pensioner http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/26/world/europe/ukraine-right-wing/
‘Robin Hood’ is Muzychko.
That’s what I meant when I wrote the Jewish run western MSM is really no different now than the “Globe” type tabloids.
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Source of joke:
http://cluborlov.blogspot.de/2014/03/putin-jokes.html
It is time to stand united, Saker, so stop being obnoxious.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/13449463693/
@Saker
Happy you liked the joke.
Btw, the US has a history of short-sighted fuckups not starting with Obama; some years ago I’ve read an article by Gary Brecher (better known as the War Nerd) ironically saying that Dick Cheney had to be an undercover Iranian agent, since everything he managed to do in Iraq resulted in a massive failure for the US *and* Iran gaining half of Iraq without firing a single shot.
(link to said article: http://www.exile.ru/articles/detail.php?ARTICLE_ID=8565&IBLOCK_ID=35)
Our Maximo Lider comes to Germany on Saturday 29 March to inspect the NSA Dagger complex near Darmstadt. Anonymous Germany and other obnoxious friends have sent out party invitations:
http://qpress.de/2014/03/27/obama-29-maerz-zu-blitzbesuch-darmstadt/
Starting Monday 31 March there will be silent vigils in 14 German cities arranged to obnoxiously protest for peace, truth in reporting, and against the Fed:
AACHEN
https://www.facebook.com/events/637165352987663/?ref=22
BERLIN:
http://www.facebook.com/events/1552965438261936
BONN:
https://www.facebook.com/events/728227383866208/?ref=22 DÜSSELDORF:
http://www.facebook.com/events/448168941996312
FRANKFURT:
Montag, 31. März, Frankfurt am Main, 18.00 Uhr, Hauptwache
(kein FB Event-Link, findet jeden Montag statt)
KÖLN:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1449302015306990/?ref=22
ESSEN:
https://www.facebook.com/events/415302801946894/?ref=22
MAGDEBURG:
https://www.facebook.com/events/296356477185283/?ref=5 SAARBRÜCKEN:
https://www.facebook.com/events/616488505092027/
STUTTGART:
https://www.facebook.com/events/731733606859425/?ref=5
WILHELMSHAVEN:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1458640841033793/ MÜNCHEN:
https://www.facebook.com/events/647083738662219/?ref_newsfeed_story_type=regular
Hamburg
https://www.facebook.com/events/1433907013519186/
Rheine
https://www.facebook.com/events/736660753053411/
I am a great admirer of this blog, and that includes many of its profoundly informed comments.
As the Smolensk crash was mentioned above, I wonder if I may throw in a question. Has any of you done some serious research on this topic and formed an opinion that you can share?
This is a topic that is hardly discussed in the alternative media (with the exception of Poland, I presume). There are some detasils in the story though, that make me scratch my head and I just wonder if others feel the same.
Renato Dennis, Cheney was, consciously or not, a Zionist agent, because the plan in Iraq was to destroy the country, murder its intelligentsia, set the three main communities at each others’ throats and de facto split the country into three, ie Oded Yinon’s ‘Zionist Plan for the Middle East’. Mission accomplished, and as that flower of Judaic womanhood Madeleine Albright observed, with only two million dead since 1991, a price that is certainly ‘worth it’. A lot of mitzvahs there.
I see that the Times of Londonistan has linked Putin to the Ripper murders, the Marie Celeste mystery, and he is the leading suspect in the Cock Robin hit. You read it here, second.