In a revelation that should have happened on April 1, but actually happened on December 18, the United States Space Force finally revealed the name with which its troops are to be referred as: Guardians.
Now, the Space Force not only has the logo taken from Star Trek, but is also testing its luck with playing with the superhero film “Guardians of the Galaxy”. According to the Pentagon, it took an entire year’s worth of thinking to come up with a name that’s directly taken from a movie that came 6 years ago, back in 2014.
Guardians of the Galaxy features Chris Pratt in the role of “Starlord” whose humorous adventures and misadventures lead him to saving some parts of the galaxy, but not really the entire galaxy. Contrary to its prototype, the US Space Force hasn’t had any adventures yet, and it is questionable if it will anytime soon. Especially if incoming President Joe Biden cancels the entire thing.
As of now the Space Force only deployment took place in Qatar, where it is apparently working on the secret space camel program to protect the mysterious “heritage” and “culture” that US troops claim to promote in the space.
As Steve Jobs said when he croaked, “Oh, wow. Oh, wow! OH, WOW!” May the Space Force be with us as we transcend time and space into the heady realm of the Trumpesphere where up is down and in is out and he actually won the 2020 election.
Yep. When I first heard the term “Space Force,” the first thing that came to mind was the tired-and-true Hollywood term for a series that’s just passed its expiration date: “jump the shark.” The US MIC has officially jumped the shark with this one. We’ve now entered the tragi-farce portion of our program.
May the Farce be with You.
Appropriate that the moon walk is part of that graphic, since we know that was a farce as well. The Empire is openly clutching at straws these days.
My German is sketchy but “Guardian Force” would be roughly equivalent to “Protection Unit” which in a bygone era was known as “Schutzstaffel”.
I am envisaging Death-Star trooper uniforms.
The Empire really does not care about hiding its ugly face anymore.
The creation of the Space Force would make more sense if knowledge of the Confederation of Planets was a public thing. Trump and most world leaders know about this. Let’s just say this planet has visitors whom are involved in the behind-the-scenes war for the future of this planet. What you may think of as “aliens” are multidimensional beings who have transcended the physical form. Furthermore, the US has reverse engineered alien technology that is not known to the public.
Anonymous,
If this is so, why haven’t the Americans used this alien technology to destroy all global opposition and simply taken over the world?
Because the Confederation Of Planets have a Prime Directive……………..
Cheers, M
they say, when you are collapsing and disintegating, you are no longer creative. even pentagon now has to rely on hollywood.
I don’t find something like this humorous, at all!!!
Ever heard of Operation Hardtack? No? Watch this film and learn about the insanity of mankind.
https://youtu.be/KcTrOGS3TyE
More worrisome for me anyway is how such talk about a space force reminds me of the scripture in the book of Revelation about man taking on God Himself in a war?
A war against God?? Yes, you heard that right!
Then I saw an angel standing in the sun, and with a loud voice he called to all the birds that fly directly overhead, “Come, gather for the great supper of God, 18 to eat the flesh of kings, the flesh of captains, the flesh of mighty men, the flesh of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all men, both free and slave,4 both small and great.” 19 And I saw the beast and the kings of the earth with their armies gathered to make war against him who was sitting on the horse and against his army.
It is hard to understand how we today have redefined god as an alien?
Religion and religious people are never or hardly ever taken seriously anymore or were we ever really?
That I’m afraid will change.
Study nuclear weapons testing and after your finished stop and ask yourself how is it that we are all still here breathing, eating, singing songs, having children, etc etc?
Scientists should all well those who want to play god anyway should be put in prison for gambling with the ionosphere and all of our lives!!!
I have harsher words but suffice to say hell will serve a great many people extremely well!!
What about the Covid vaccine programme that is called “Operation Warp Speed”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Warp_Speed
Isn’t warp speed (and warp drive) also borrowed from Star Trek?
Warp speed is a Star Trek thing indeed. “She’s at Warp 9.4 Cap’n, she canna take it much longer or we’re goin-ta blow”
The idea was that the engines distort the local space-time continuum in such a way that the speed of light – finite in our universe – can be exceeded by the warp bubble while the physical ship itself does not violate the laws of our universe. Surprisingly, there is some evidence that a space-drive could be developed from the theory:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a32449240/nasa-warp-drive-space-time/
Well, they have a flag so now they need a marching song!!! Protectors of Pluto? Saviors of Saturn? Marshalls of Mars?
One would think that after these self appointed guardians of the planet have ruined almost everything for the countries in which they reside, that they would be more humble and settle on…a mere “Guardians of the Solar System” but, no, hubris claims them ever again into the good old double down so Galaxy Guardians it is…. What they really, really wanted to proclaim was “Rulers of the Universe” but someone must have gotten a $25,000 research grant only to discover that “that wouldn’t fly”.
in a government and culture increasingly having difficulty discerning reality from fantasy at the highest level on downward we have arrived, un-moored from gravity, to behold….. life now imitates art.
is this how all empires die, like norma desmond still believing their best days are ahead?
By the way for the skeptics a question?
That rocket guy tesla wants to put 50 thousand satellites in orbit correct? Add to that the space station and the myriads of other rotating around out there next to all the rest of the junk and one has to ask a very pertinent question about what St. John actual saw in Revelation 6:13?
Was it actual stars the billions and billions of them in every galaxy or these blasted things falling to the earth due to what perhaps a nuclear explosion?
“Then the stars of the sky fell to the earth like green figs falling from a tree shaken by a strong wind.” Rev. 6:13
Ah, the words of Daniel:
close up the vision for it is for an appointed time written to those to whom it would be applicable to. Emphasis mine. Daniel 12
Are we getting our answers?
Our species dumped its waste onto land, because it was vast; into rivers, because they were flowing mighty; into the sea, because it was huge. Now, we are dumping our waste into orbit also, because it is apparently still not clogged enough. In a few years, we will need to clean up for big bucks because we messed our home beyond recognition for small bucks.
Producing and dumping waste is the one thing we are truly good at.
But I digress, just wanted to state the issue with space junk: it does not deorbit itself in reasonable time.
@marcel
What I often wonder does the ocean floor like like? Imagine if ocean water disappeared what would come into view?
The horror I believe would be hard to fathom and digest.
Cheers
Gerry
Further check out the video from Prager university about where we are headed.
If one thinks it’s bad now wow!!!
Musk has better have an answer for the coming waste!
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/world-news/climate/what-the-gore-gates-schwab-are-too-arrogant-to-admit/
From the archives of the lost Rod Serling episodes . . .
“Witness two United States Space Force Custodians circle around Planet Earth in their electric powered Tesla spaceship scooping up satellite junk while they monitor intergalactic threats against the Western Empire of Chaos. The two intrepid space sailors named Ignorance and Want, argue with each other about why their government spent millions of dollars to rocket them into orbit while everybody else celebrates Christmas.”
Ignorance: “This is a crappy job, I hate it.”
Want: “Yeah, but it’s important ’cause you never know what those Russkies are up to.”
Ignorance: “Russkies? I thought we’re supposed to watch out for an alien invasion.”
Want: “Nah, that’s just a cover story. We got eyes on Russian hacking from up here.”
Ignorance: “What about the Chinese? I heard they were behind the 2020 election fraud.”
Want: “Shush, the com link is made in China and the toilet too.”
Ignorance: “So does that mean they can hear us when we flush?”
Want: “Yeah, so don’t piss them off or they can hack it and close it down.”
Ignorance: “Oh, oh, the battery light just went from ‘green’ to ‘red’.”
Want: “Damnit, I though Musk said that was fixed in the last software upgrade.”
Ignorance: “According to the astrolabe, we only have 30 minutes of power left.”
Want: “Not astrolabe, Fuel Utilization Battery Array Regulator. FUBAR for short.”
Ignorance: “Oh, so what do we do now?”
Want: “Shutdown everything but life-support. Then wait for the sun to come up.”
Ignorance: “How are we supposed to collect space junk without the robotic arm?”
Want: “Deploy the manual scooper.”
Ignorance: “I’ve never done that before.”
Want: “You should know that, it was part of your guardian training.”
Ignorance: “I had COVID-19 that day and there was no makeup class.”
Want: “(muttering to self) Oh Brother.”
Ignorance: “OMG, look out the starboard portal. I think I see an alien coming this way!”
Want: “That’s not an alien, it’s Никола Можайский protector of sailors.”
Ignorance: “Wow, saved by Saint Nicholas of Mozhaysk. Thank you Russia.”
Merry Christmas to All and a Happy New Year!
All we need now is the reveal that their EVA suits make them look like stormtroopers from Star Wars and the farce will be complete.
Or maybe not: perhaps it will be revealed that the recoil of guns make them impractical in space, so the Space Force has designed a sabre that uses light to work, henceforth known as the Space Force ™ Guardians of the Galaxy ™ lightsabre ™.
Mind you, they’ll need Mel Brooks to direct the movie…
Ha! They are entirely wrong! It should be space dromedary!
Qatar, the centuries-long base of human civilization, where absolutely no slave labour with thousands of deaths is generated to build stadiums for the World Championship football, which sport has such a rich tradition there.
The Guardians will be weaponized with buzzing TL-tubes swords, but they’ll also have gender-neutral toilets, and safe spaces to hide from micro-agression.
In case they’ll actually go to space in their electrical Tesla-rockets, there *might* be a practical problem, just see here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_ray
One of the main obstacles for a journey to Mars, but I’m sure they’ll find something cute for that ;-)
(Ever noticed, that when in a SF-movie someone wakes up from a ‘hypersleep’, he has a normal haircut and is cleanly shaven?)
Cheers, Rob
I am not a fan, but how seriously should we take these words?
“We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors … and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.”
— Karl Rove
Uncle Werner would be proud.
Three film
1) Galaxy Quest
2) Raumpatrouille Orion – Episode 1 – Angriff aus dem All
3) SPACE PATROL (1950) – Operation Rescue
(2 & 3 are on YT)
all more or less cryptonazi
……………
However, if the Empire is silly enough to make a war and be defeated, the Space Patrol will be speaking Chinese and Russian.
Look, cut the Pentagram boys some slack… “Airman” was already taken, and it’s not like they could call them “Spacemen”…