““Comrade Putin, we have successfully stockpiled novichoks in secret for ten years, and kept them hidden from the OPCW inspectors. We have also trained our agents in secret novichok assassination techniques. The programme has cost hundreds of millions of dollars, but now we are ready. Naturally, the first time we use it we will expose our secret and suffer massive international blowback. So who should be our first target? The head of a foreign intelligence agency? A leading jihadist rebel in Syria? A key nuclear scientist? Even a Head of State?”
“No, Tovarich. There is this old retired guy I know living in Salisbury. We released him from jail years ago…”
WARNING If you harbour any doubts at all about the plausibility of Mr Johnson’s story, you are a crazed conspiracy theorist and a traitor. Plus you will never, ever get employed in the BBC or corporate media.”
Putin: ” Ah grasshopper – there is always a method in my enigma. you see, I know these people. They will go mad, they will be overjoyed that they think they have something to smear me with, to generate hatred at me, they will make many over the top accusations which we will ensure they can’t prove. And then, you see, I will …………………………………….”
I wish I could offer a prize for the best “denouement” .
This reminds me of what we have to do , often, on these crazy Arizona highways when we encounter insane drivers: Stay back far enough so we don’t get hit by the flying metal and glass and body parts. Highway 17 really does suck bilge water, like certain news stories….. Now: perhaps Mr. Putin has had a “bit” of a laugh over this novichocks business, but even more likely he marvels at how many people have gulped down the fairy-tale hook, line and sinker. There’s swill that even hogs will turn their noses up at. A bit of a problem here, mates: the time we are living in is too much like 1914. Pray for the defeat of the evil entities who are driving the world towards war. May our Righteous Lord bless you, and keep you in His hands.
What’s important, is that it’s pretty obvious that what we’re told happened, didn’t.
Sometimes I wonder if these false flags are just a way of identifying who is gullible and who isn’t in society. Well, if it is, see you in the concentration camps!
Brilliant and to the point.I wonder how many mature people believe this propaganda nonsense of Russia using military nerve gas in England, right before the Russian elections. I wonder who thought of this infantile plan. Makes you wonder who works in government agencies.
Please keep poking fun at these idiotic narratives! I performed an experiment on social media with this caption by posting it after posting 5 longer articles about the alleged poisoning. I received more comments and reactions from this short, ironic photo than I have received from years of posting links to articles which I have found truthful, meaningful and contrary to the official narrative. It is depressing that the average attention span of my peers has become so short that they refuse to read anything that takes more than a few minutes, even about topics which are as important as preserving life on Earth. I have had friends, whom I consider intelligent with very similar worldviews as mine verbally tell me that they love the articles that I post, but that they are often too long to read (TLDNR symptom). Unfortunately in this environment of shortened attention spans it is tough to have meaningful conversations (on social media anyway), so these photos with witty and meaningful captions can be a very effective method to reach many who have succumbed to ADHD and don’t read like the majority of the Saker community.
Just posting a link to one of my favourite Juice Rap News episodes. JRN had mastered ironic reporting of the news. Unfortunately they have slowed down considerably, but the material is classic and worth viewing if you’re unfamiliar with them.
laughter. Humor is tricky, but you nailed it …totally with this one.
The formula ex -Russian-swapped-spy poisoned with ex-Soviet poison is below the minimum IQ of a banana country ‘intelligence’ operation.
It is also a sign of the poor intellectual status of the UK elite/oligarchy running the country.
Cheers from France.
Mario Medjeral.
“And this is very important; make sure it’s done BEFORE the World Cup and not after.
Got that?
Good.”
LOL, nice one.
From Amb. Craig Murray … https://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2018/03/portonblimp-down-a-tale-by-boris-johnson/
““Comrade Putin, we have successfully stockpiled novichoks in secret for ten years, and kept them hidden from the OPCW inspectors. We have also trained our agents in secret novichok assassination techniques. The programme has cost hundreds of millions of dollars, but now we are ready. Naturally, the first time we use it we will expose our secret and suffer massive international blowback. So who should be our first target? The head of a foreign intelligence agency? A leading jihadist rebel in Syria? A key nuclear scientist? Even a Head of State?”
“No, Tovarich. There is this old retired guy I know living in Salisbury. We released him from jail years ago…”
WARNING If you harbour any doubts at all about the plausibility of Mr Johnson’s story, you are a crazed conspiracy theorist and a traitor. Plus you will never, ever get employed in the BBC or corporate media.”
The scene breaks too soon. We need completion.
Agent: “But Boss ……why? why?….”
Putin: ” Ah grasshopper – there is always a method in my enigma. you see, I know these people. They will go mad, they will be overjoyed that they think they have something to smear me with, to generate hatred at me, they will make many over the top accusations which we will ensure they can’t prove. And then, you see, I will …………………………………….”
I wish I could offer a prize for the best “denouement” .
This reminds me of what we have to do , often, on these crazy Arizona highways when we encounter insane drivers: Stay back far enough so we don’t get hit by the flying metal and glass and body parts. Highway 17 really does suck bilge water, like certain news stories….. Now: perhaps Mr. Putin has had a “bit” of a laugh over this novichocks business, but even more likely he marvels at how many people have gulped down the fairy-tale hook, line and sinker. There’s swill that even hogs will turn their noses up at. A bit of a problem here, mates: the time we are living in is too much like 1914. Pray for the defeat of the evil entities who are driving the world towards war. May our Righteous Lord bless you, and keep you in His hands.
should also say – don’t kill him completely – just poison him sort of –
Well, the truth of the matter is I haven’t seen any proof that there really were 2 people poisoned,,,
It’s not important what actually happened.
What’s important, is that it’s pretty obvious that what we’re told happened, didn’t.
Sometimes I wonder if these false flags are just a way of identifying who is gullible and who isn’t in society. Well, if it is, see you in the concentration camps!
Ha ha!
Brilliant and to the point.I wonder how many mature people believe this propaganda nonsense of Russia using military nerve gas in England, right before the Russian elections. I wonder who thought of this infantile plan. Makes you wonder who works in government agencies.
Please keep poking fun at these idiotic narratives! I performed an experiment on social media with this caption by posting it after posting 5 longer articles about the alleged poisoning. I received more comments and reactions from this short, ironic photo than I have received from years of posting links to articles which I have found truthful, meaningful and contrary to the official narrative. It is depressing that the average attention span of my peers has become so short that they refuse to read anything that takes more than a few minutes, even about topics which are as important as preserving life on Earth. I have had friends, whom I consider intelligent with very similar worldviews as mine verbally tell me that they love the articles that I post, but that they are often too long to read (TLDNR symptom). Unfortunately in this environment of shortened attention spans it is tough to have meaningful conversations (on social media anyway), so these photos with witty and meaningful captions can be a very effective method to reach many who have succumbed to ADHD and don’t read like the majority of the Saker community.
Just posting a link to one of my favourite Juice Rap News episodes. JRN had mastered ironic reporting of the news. Unfortunately they have slowed down considerably, but the material is classic and worth viewing if you’re unfamiliar with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeFJkGfaoxs