by Ramin Mazaheri for the Saker Blog
(and for those, shall we say, cognitively challenged the following is a satire; the Saker)
As a daily journalist covering a wide range of fields, I get a lot of unsolicited emails which give me news tips, unique outlooks and recommendations.
This email below came with so many threats and oaths against my person that I almost didn’t publish it, but I think some of what was written regarding the Russophobia campaign across the West makes sense.
However, anyone familiar with me or my work knows I don’t condone terrorism or bigotry of any manner.
I absolutely will not be following this reader’s advice, but I encourage you to read his thoughts, nonetheless.
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Dear Mr. Mazaheri,
Seeing as how you work for the Iranian government, I have no doubt that you fully support Islamic terrorism. That is why I have come to you with my problem:
America’s Russophobia campaign has shunted aside hysterical fear-mongering over Islamic terrorism for entirely too long. As a hard-working Islamic terrorist, let me be clear: I am not amused.
The Russophobia campaign was funny at first. It was clearly a slapped-together lie to rationalise the election victory of Trump, rather than discussing the morally-bankrupt Democratic Party. Certainly, it was amusing to watch Rachel Maddow’s nightly attempt to hypnotise American fake-leftists in to believing that Russia was the sole reason for Hillary’s loss.
As a card-carrying Islamic terrorist, I was sincerely quite sad to see Hillary lose – she’s been so good to us. I’m ideologically opposed to supporting women in power but – in my country – if you wear a suit every day…you must be a man, right?
Anyway, we Islamic terrorists would sit around our Syrian campfire at night and, rather than actually read the Koran (boring!), we would gamble big bucks about when US public opinion would finally force the end of Russophobia narrative in order to get back to good old Islamic terrorism.
I actually lost a lot of my US Petrodollar-funded salary because I failed to remember that Americans are idolaters: their idol is television, and they believe whatever it says as if it was divine revelation.
One night, quite drunk, one of my Islamic terrorist friends made a good point: “This will last until the US mid-term elections so the Democrats don’t have to address their failures at all. They’re going to use Russophobia to regain parliamentary control.”
After I had sobered up the next day I realised: That’s a good point.
But then it hit me – what if the Democrats don’t win their parliamentary elections in 2018 – Russophobia is going to go on until 2020?!
Well, such a long-term marginalization of Islamic terrorism I cannot abide! Don’t they realize my high salary depends on our popularity?
Ok, fine, I admit it: Syria has proved that I am not more dangerous than a Russian. We never thought they’d actually get involved…and they kicked our butts.
However, as you are an Iranian journalist, you are therefore also an apologist for Islamic terrorism. That’s why I am emailing you to give you some good propaganda tips on how we Islamic terrorist comrades can get Islamic terrorism back at the top of the newscast. Trump seems totally disinclined to orchestrate another 9/11 – at least not until 2020 presidential polling gets serious – so we have no choice but soft power.
Please begin promoting the follow points:
1) Does the American media not realize that 20% of Israelis are Russian? This Russophobia can negatively impact them, and as an Islamic terrorist in 2018 I obviously refuse to support any movement which threatens Zionism.
I think what is also needed is a reminder of the many advantages of fear-mongering against Muslims as opposed to Russians:
2) Russophobia can bring no imperialist benefits to the average American. Think of all the things the average American has gained from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? Of course, the list is too long to mention here.
Russia, however, is not going to be invaded and we all know it. All the US can do is destabilise their neighbors, like Ukraine or North Korea. So, from an economic point of view: Russophobia over Islamic terrorism makes no economic sense! Why do Americans not vote their interests anymore?
3) The Russophobia campaign is only focused on Putin…but imagine if Putin dies of natural causes tomorrow? For certain, this Russophobia campaign would fall apart! Americans can’t find Russia on a map – do you think they can name Russia’s previous president? America needs – nay, deserves – a phobia which is broadly grassroots-based for a hateful relationship that is reliable and lasting.
And the US has already spent so many years building a hate-based relationship with Islam! How can we throw out the window all those bad times we spent together? Don’t leave me, baby! We can still make this thing not work, just like it used to – I promise!
And this leads to my next point:
4) Russians look too much like White people – you can’t pick them out in a crowd. A Muslim, conversely, ranges from Black to pale brunette to even redhead – you can easily justify stopping a Mexican or following an African-American around your store by citing “Islamic terrorism”. Certainly, a woman wearing any sort of hat deserves to be viciously eye-balled thanks to the security necessities easily provided by Islamophobia.
Furthermore, we all agree: this Russophobia campaign hasn’t produced the goods after all this time, so it’s just plain boring now. I almost feel bad for Americans…but what are they going to do – turn off the TV?
Islamophobia over Russophobia makes long-term economic and cultural sense – you should be doing more to make it happen, Mr. Mazaheri.
Of course, Mr. Mazaheri, you are obviously a shameful excuse for a Muslim, and you and your family belong to a sinful sect of apostates who are all consigned to the eternal damnation and will be forever boiled in sheep excrement – but I kindly thank you in advance for all your help on this matter.
Sincerely,
NAME WITHHELD
US military base, Al-Tanf Syria
Ramin Mazaheri is the chief correspondent in Paris for PressTV and has lived in France since 2009. He has been a daily newspaper reporter in the US, and has reported from Iran, Cuba, Egypt, Tunisia, South Korea and elsewhere. His work has appeared in various journals, magazines and websites, as well as on radio and television. He can be reached on Facebook.
It’s always entertaining and refreshing to read your contributions to The Saker – talking seriously while being witty and bring a smile to a stern face.
Thanks Mazarin, a most enjoyable piece, and to the point.
I don’t see what’s satirical at all about being threatened with an eternity of being boiled in sheep excrement!!!!!! We really need to take Islamic terrorism more seriously….
If being boiled for all eternity in sheep ex, for only being the wrong sort of Muslim, what will happen to us Christians. I hesitate to ask!
Oh, The Communist Hell is great: one day there is not electricity, tomorrow lacks the coal, third day the devils are in strike, etc…
@I hesitate to ask!
Read the Quran!
or better yet, read the Talmud. Better have a barf bag next to you.
Doesn’t it say in the Talmud that the righteous, honorable, noble and holy Jesus, son of Mary, is swimming in a vat of excrement for all eternity? And that blessed and holy Mary is a harlot , hairdresser who fornicated with Roman soldiers!?
@ what will happen to us Christians! (in the Quran as well as in the Talmud)
Surah Al-Ma’idah
72: “They have certainly disbelieved who say, ” Allah is the Messiah, the son of Mary” while the Messiah has said, “O Children of Israel, worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord.” Indeed, he who associates others with Allah – Allah has forbidden him Paradise, and his refuge is the Fire. And there are not for the wrongdoers any helpers”.
73: “They have certainly disbelieved who say, ” Allah is the third of three.” And there is no god except one God. And if they do not desist from what they are saying, there will surely afflict the disbelievers among them a painful punishment”.
80: “You see many of them becoming allies of those who disbelieved. How wretched is that which they have put forth for themselves in that Allah has become angry with them, and in the punishment they will abide eternally”.
Sura Al-An’am
70: “And leave those who take their religion as amusement and diversion and whom the worldly life has deluded. But remind with the Qur’an, lest a soul be given up to destruction for what it earned; it will have other than Allah no protector and no intercessor. And if it should offer every compensation, it would not be taken from it. Those are the ones who are given to destruction for what they have earned. For them will be a drink of scalding water and a painful punishment because they used to disbelieve”.
93: “And who is more unjust than one who invents a lie about Allah or says, “It has been inspired to me,” while nothing has been inspired to him, and one who says, “I will reveal [something] like what Allah revealed.” And if you could but see when the wrongdoers are in the overwhelming pangs of death while the angels extend their hands, [saying], “Discharge your souls! Today you will be awarded the punishment of [extreme] humiliation for what you used to say against Allah other than the truth and [that] you were, toward His verses, being arrogant.”
Bored Muslim,
Yes that is my understanding of what the Talmud said is the eternal fate of Jesus. That is where I got the joke about the vat of excrement for all eternity.
It is initially appalling that the Talmud says that about Jesus, but we must remember that the Jews are people who do not accept him: therefore, that is part of their ideological war, and their goal is to keep people from converting to Christianity.
The Talmud is not divine revelation but is merely the compiled opinions of rabbis, so that vision of Jesus’ fate is really just the absurd opinion of one ancient, extremist Jewish clergyman. There is no need to get too upset about it, when one looks it that way – historically. I think only an absolute extremist Zionist would accept such an opinion about Jesus in 2018, given that knowledge of his goodness is universally known.
To Anonymous who quoted the Koran below: Yes, that that is indeed a pretty tame fate compared to what one rabbi hoped for Jesus…I don’t really say how that is supposed to scare or offend anyone, if that was your intention. The Koran clearly disagrees with the idea that Jesus was God Himself and that there could be such a thing as the Holy Trinity – for Muslims, these are both violations of monotheism. God does not need to eat earthly bread to live, as Jesus did, and God cannot be divided into 3 or any other number – it is MONOtheism. This is perhaps the primary interpretation of Christianity on which Muslims and Christians differ…yet the Koran clearly states that those who are true believers of Judaism and Christianity can go to Paradise if they do good works. Even though Christians raise Jesus to the level of God, the Koran clearly believes that it is ultimately a minor difference compared with the far, far, far larger number of similarities between the 3 Abrahamic religions.
What this post should make clear is that Islam is as welcoming of Christianity and Jesus as the Talmud’s opposition to Jesus is. The Talmud’s view of Jesus is disgusting and insulting, butgGiven the historical context and the understandable Jewish desire to maintain Judaism, it certainly not worth fighting over, at least to Muslims – certainly the opinion of an extremist rabbi does not touch the divine revelations of the many Jewish apostles who Islam worships and Christians read as well in the Old Testament.
However, the focus should be on this email and restoring Islamic Terrorism over Russophobia! Islamic Terrorism is #1!
There is a bit of a contradiction in your argument. Those “who say,’ Allah is the third of three’, and these are the Christians who said that before, in the time, and after Mahomed are offered the ‘pretty tame fate’ of ‘a drink of scalding water and a painful punishment’ in which ‘they will abide eternally’. At the same time ‘true believers of Judaism and Christianity can go to Paradise if they do good works’. Now true believers of Christianity are those who believe in the Trinity and Allah has forbidden Paradise for the ‘wrongdoers’ which they are.
Interesting that you say the Muslims consider that it is not worth fighting over the Talmud’s view of Jesus given the historical context and the understandable Jewish desire to maintain Judaism, i.e true believers in Judaism. So, would they go to Paradise?
Anonymous,
The Koran is clear and emphatic: Jews and Christians who are believers and do good work, go to Paradise. That is nearly a direct quote!
It only appears to you as a “contradiction” because you are isolating one passage and trying to extract the maximum amount of meaning from the smallest possible time reading the Koran. If you have read the entire Koran, you would find a huge number of passages admiring, sanctioning and incorporating Judaism and Christianity…not every single point those two religions have, of course, because the Koran provides the necessary updating.
But merely being a Christian or Jew does not make them a “wrongdoer” at all – that is totally absurd and the result of not reading the entire Koran. The Koran also explicitly states that there are good Jews and Christians who are going to Paradise. The idea that Islam wholly condemns Jews and Christians to hell is totally inaccurate, not based on the Koran, and simple anti-Muslim propaganda, of course.
Personally, I view Mohammad’s talk of “a drink of scalding water” as a reminder of what would happen to Muslims if they revert to Christianity…given that it lacks the necessary updating of the Abrahamic revelations. It may also be metaphorical. It is definitely not eternal condemnation for Christians.
The most important thing is the Koran is clear: Muslims are all brothers, but non-Muslims are still human beings, who deserve love and rights and respect. This is a religion with Jesus, of course!
Finally, only a bad Muslim would look at the Talmud’s “Jesus is in a vat of excrement in hell” and use it as a tool to manipulate anti-Jewish feeling. That is not charitable, merciful or humane.
When passages in the Talmud offensive to Christians are pointed at by Christians, the ADL jumps in clamoring ‘anti-semitism’.
When Christians point at passages in the Quran offensive to Christians, it is ‘anti-Muslim propaganda, of course’. And ‘Islamophobia’.
So, Hell awaits the Muslims who revert to Christianity ‘given that it lacks the necessary updating of the Abrahamic revelations’. Christians did not ‘update’ the ‘Abrahamic revelation’ in the first place, therefore they fall into the same category:
5:86 ‘But those who disbelieved and denied Our signs – they are the companions of Hellfire’.
Another Anonymus
@ early anonymous
[2:69] VERILY, those who have attained to faith [in this divine writ], as well as those who follow the Jewish faith, and the Christians, and the Sabians – all who believe in God and the Last Day and do righteous deeds – shall have their reward with their Sustainer; and no fear need they have, and neither shall they grieve.
[22:17] Verily, as for those who have attained to faith [in this divine writ], and those who follow the Jewish faith, and the Sabians, and the Christians, and the Magians, [on the one hand,] and those who are bent on ascribing divinity to aught but God, [on the other,] verily, God will decide between them on Resurrection Day: for, behold, God is witness unto everything.
As for this verse, many classical commentators like Ibn Kathir have not mentioned that the verse is addressing Christians and they are of the view that the hypocrites are being addressed. Modern commentators like Mohammad Assad view it as addressing to the Jews.
@ Another Anonymus
There are bible verses that are offensive to people of other faiths too. There are hundreds of anti-muslim websites dedicated to ‘exposing’ Islam. How man anti-Jewish and anti-Christian sites like there are there on the web?
All Abrahamic religions say that their way is the only way to heaven and all others will go to Hell. Doesn’t Christianity say that believe in Jesus as a begotten son of God is the truth and is the only way to heaven?
@bible verses that are offensive to people of other faiths too… hundreds of anti-muslim websites dedicated to ‘exposing’ Islam
Quite typical avoidance of the topic in discussion.
There cannot be ‘bible verses’ offensive to people of a faith that did not exist yet (Islam).
Another Anonymus
Mahomed are offered the ‘pretty tame fate’ of ‘a drink of scalding water and a painful punishment’ in which ‘they will abide eternally’.
Those are not the only punishments mentioned.
As for the issue of believing Christians and believing jews, i advice you to read Sheikh Imran Hosein’s book titled ‘Methodology for the study of the Quran’ .
Sheikh has given his analysis under the subsection ‘The believing Christian Christian, the believing Jew and the Qur’ān’ of chapter 1.
The Sheikh is not more reassuring on the fate that awaits the Christians who reject the Quran:
“The Qur’ān describes vividly the predicament of those who stubbornly reject its claim to Truth. Their
intellectual dilemma is pathetic to behold, and the fate which awaits them is terrible indeed. The response of the Qur’ān sends a chill through their spines:
“Behold, [when the verses of this Qur’ān are conveyed to one
who is bent on denying the truth,] he reflects and meditates [as to how to disprove them]
“And thus he destroys himself, the way he meditates:
“Yea, he destroys himself, the way he meditates!
“And then he looks [around for new arguments],
“And then he frowns and glares,
“And in the end he turns his back [on this Qur’ān], and glories in his arrogance,
“And says, “All this is mere spellbinding eloquence handed down [from olden times]!
“This is nothing but the word of mortal man!
“[Hence,] I shall cause him to endure hell-fire [in the life to come]!
“And what could make you conceive what hell-fire is?
“Neither does it let (him) live, nor does it let (him) die,
“Thus does it make [the truth concerning the status of this Qur’ān] visible to mortal man.”
Qur’ān, al-Mudaththar, 74:16-29
The Sheikh makes the same demands as Mahomed that the Christians and Jews “”now affirm their belief in the Qur’ān as the Word of the God of Nabī Ibrāhīm (Abraham) and hence that Nabī Muhammad is His Prophet and Messenger (even while they may still choose to maintain their identity as Christians and Jews and follow the laws and rituals prescribed in their scriptures)”.
The Sheikh is not afraid of contradictions: “One of the reasons why such Christians and Jews respond in this way is because of their sincere attachment to their own scripture”. But the Scriptures of the Christians, to which they are sincerely attached say that the Word of the God of Abraham is Jesus Christ, the “Word made flesh, and dwelt among us, and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth”.
What America really needs is many types of phobia: Islamophobia, Russophobia, Sinophobia, Koreanophobia Cubano and Venezuelo-phobia, etc….
This way, all of America’s many domestic hate constituencies will be satisfied and have their favored bete noire elevated to the exalted status of America’s Official Enemy Image.
George Orwell had his famous 2 Minutes of Hate.
America will top him and have 24/7 round-the-clock HateFests!
Don’t forget a fear from going out after sunset, having affairs with coloreds, fear from a maniac in neighbor who captures young girls, tortures them, and finally cuts in pieces. All this is generated in order to keep masses cooperative.
Fear of going to school or the shopping mall….
Don’t forget fear of donning one’s tinfoil hat!
I was very happy with the hat for years, but after being subjected to so many insults and so much innuendo and derision, I became afraid to leave the house with it on.
So, now I just wear it in the house, with the curtains closed.
Katherine
Well said Kath-but I feel rather underdressed without mine.
Iron curtains?
Russophobia at its best.
A Soviet Nerve agent was claimed as being used against Skripal… in order, of course, to blame Russia?
USSR was a union of 15 Republics: which is today the one in which its leaders are the most Russophobic? The same one that is actively supported by several Western countries, as USA, but also GB, for just that reason?
The answer is simple:… Ukraine! A former big soviet republic that had access to the soviet nerve agents being literary filled with weapons of any kind in his territory.
Will GB cut diplomatic relations with Ukraine when it will be clear that its secret service (SBU) was involved, with the help of some western secret services too, to use the “Novichok” nerve agent in GB?
Let’s see…
UK and Ukraine, both despised by most Europeans, two violent minded nations with the same desire for a war against Russia, UK basically created Ukranian Nationalism/Banderism, back in the 1930s as a way of threatening the USSR and Nazi Germany. Calling Bandera a Nazi is not true, he was a Anglo servant until the end. Stepan Bandera was captured and beaten by the Nazi.. West Ukranians love the Anglo and are more than happy to send their sons to Donbas, to die on behalf of the Anglo Empire.
EU and most civilised nations in the world dont want any part of this war, they want to stop the sanctions against Russia and lies their puppet governments are forced to vomit by the anglo… Yet they lack the courage to split away. The fear of Anglo attack runs deep, especially when tens of thousands of Empire soldiers are based in Germany and other colonies.
The Kiev fascist coup, an act of typically devious imperial planning, was not about Ukraine becoming part of the West, (remember, it was the Anglo Nuland who swore about the EU, not a Russian) was a way of attacking both EU and Russia, a big suicide bomb planted in the door of Eurasia. Along with trying to stop the Eurasian Union forming and ethically cleansing Russians out of Donbass. Anglo wanted to weaken the EU economy by making them accept Ukraine and pay their massive debt. And more importantly cut off the cheap Russian gas supply to EU, forcing Europeans to buy expensive LPG gas from USA… Just like the Anglo created Banderism the first time around, history repeats itself.
GB going after Russia is like a bulldog going after a bear: GRRRRRR WOOF! vs GRRRRRR EAT!
More like a chihuahua going after a bear.
A male Chihuahua trying to hump a male grizzly.
This Chihuahua:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7n_uPvDIG7j4IbM9MQWg0hOv_Lp0k01ib1DiZhxSiggpPzpgR
Ahh, yes-but a rabid chihuahua.
Hahahaha… Great! I needed to laugh…
Like all of the Anglo Axis of Evil nations, the British are increasingly insane with war lust.
They are now seizing upon the Skripal attack…or should I say, false flag attack… as a pretext to ratchet up threats against Russia.
If the British provoke Russia enough, they will wiped off the planet. Period.
UK prime minister delivers ultimatum to Russia, heightening war danger
http://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2018/03/13/russ-m13.html
Also, the Anglo American use of false flag attacks is not limited to the fake War on Terrorism (see 9/11 or the London Tube bombings) but will be deployed in the New Cold War.
Before forewarned.
…and, in the mean time, the Russian Prosecutor should open a trial of attempted murder against a Russian citizen (the daughter of Skripal)….
.and do not forget Georgia too…, so involved with US-NATO (see the snipers in Maidan)…
It’s one of the jewish jokes within a joke, inside a riddle, or whatever. Not sensible enough to be humor, not witty enough to bother analyzing. Nobody liked Jerry Lewis. This type of shtick is why.
Sounds counterintuitive maybe but to get some attention from his employer, I suggest the letterwriter and his unit go check the other side of the Golan heights, capture a few uniforms to drag behind the Toyota pickup?
LOL and do hope that was well written snark;-)
Thank you for this good laugh! Which of the two is more potent?
Funny, great read Ramin.
The mail is pretty smart, I only don’t believe it is written by some Islamic terrorist, it looks like some Russian has written it?
probably written by a bunch of usa military sitting around getting drunk somewhere around the world! they probably got a laugh out of it! Sounds like a righter from america making their sense.
Dear name withheld
Now that the Syrians have pretty much eliminated your job in Syria, the israelis may have a new job for you in pindoland:
Stormy Daniels Willing to Pay Back $130K to ‘Speak Openly’ on Trump Affair
https://sputniknews.com/us/201803121062454351-stormy-daniels-willing-to-return-hush-money/
“The offer, which was declared in a letter addressed to Michael Cohen and Lawrence Rosen, outlines that in exchange for the refund, Daniels would be able to “speak openly and freely about her prior relationship with the President and the attempts to silence her.” Cohen, a lawyer for Trump, facilitated the $130,000 agreement; Rosen is an attorney representing Cohen.
It later noted that Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, would be able to “use and publish any text messages, photos and/or videos relating to the President that she may have in her possession,” without fearing any legal retribution.
If the offer is accepted, the letter notes that the funds would be wired to an account designated by Trump by Friday. The offer will remain open until noon Tuesday.”
(Trump’s lawyer has his own lawyer representing him. That’s sure draining the swamp…)
Somebody will have to silence all those women who trump “grabbed by the pussy” so israel’s boy can fullfil his destiny of preparing the world for the israeli 1000 year reich. The israelis will even supply some of their Russian nerve agent stash* to facilitate the jobs along with housing, transportation, cover and your very own indestructible passport from Muslim nation of your own choice.
If you are interested, pick up an application during your next trip to israel for debriefing or supplies.
*Aquired by the Jewish mafia during the yeltsin debacle.
“The israelis will even supply some of their Russian nerve agent stash*”
And, speaking of which, perhaps Daniels should be happy to have her life, and shut up.
Earlier presidential mistresses did not fare so well.
For example, Mary Pinchot Meyer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZjACabdnlE
Katherine
Some Soros affiliated group is more than willing to “donate” that amount and probably then some. Go Georgiey. I bet they are even helping with legal bills and even some new pole dance training to further her newly resurrected career (s).
“I don’t see what’s satirical at all about being threatened with an eternity of being boiled in sheep excrement!!!!!! We really need to take Islamic terrorism more seriously….”
–Ramin Mazaheri
Thanks, R.M., You made me laugh out loud, twice in one half hour! Best fortune to you. : )
GrandmaR
Hey! This is really good news for the Australians and the Kiwis. Australia once lived off the sheep’s back and New Zealand had more sheep than people, so just how can we export that excrement to wherever hell is and make a buck out of it?
Brilliant argument! But I hope he doesn’t persuade you to revive the War on Terror, Mr.Mazaheri. The ME needs some peace, and Russia can take care of herself.
All these phobias, oy vey…………Freud, Freud, paging Dr Freud.
Dear Moderator, please delete my entire comment which is partly incorrect.
I will. post a corret one.
Sorry
Azorka
mod-to note: done
Putin: West will at the end swallow their own poison, the one they prepared for Russia
Excerpt from new documentary movie “The World Order 2018”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_U-MBMhHVw&t=24s
The full movie:
“The World Order 2018” Vladimir Salavyov’s new film about Putin – English subtitles available
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bxik6kLEbM&t=172s
Dear Moderator, thank you very much for for deletion of my incorrect comment.
Best regards
Azorka
mod-to note: Best regards to you.
What a surprise: Facility where “Novichok” was manufactured in Uzbekistan, was dismantled by US . UK claims the traitor was poisoned by “Novichok”. Shall we believe that US cowboys did not take some for own use / false flag at a proper time?
To Mods:
sorry, my link seems broken. Link is:
Link
Hm for some reason seems I can not get it right sorry
Try this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/415742.stm
I cant believe it, the irani stooge mazaheri has posted my mail on this Russian propaganda website. Well, I am no longer at At-Tanf air base. My Daesh Arab commander, Mordechai Ben Yoram has redeployed me to Afghanistan (don’t ask me how I got there). We are now open for business and are operating under a new brand name, الموز الجمهورية (al-mooz al-Jumhuriyyah).
Thanks for the laff!
Katherine
LMAO…
I can assure you, that the forementioned ‘stooge’ has most probably played a cunning plan.
Because the odds are high, that you are redeployed to the western border of Afghanistan, in order to run havoc to the neighbouring state. They might expect you ;-)
Thanks for the nice add to an again sarcastic but painfully realistic topic. Thanks Ramin, it made my day. Keep this style in your ammunition, please.
PS: I have a proposition for the undervalued jihadis. Since the used nerve poison Novichok (or was it Novichoke?) made Theresa May change into Nikki Haley, and the formula can be read for a lousy $30 to Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/State-Secrets-Insiders-Chronicle-Chemical/dp/1432725661/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1520920301&sr=8-1&keywords=vil+mirzayanov), one might wonder why this hasn’t be used yet by you on our infidels.
You might almost smell a kind of… connection. But I’m wrong, am I?
Cheers, Rob
Hahahaha….the last paragraph made me laugh on a commuting train infront of other passengers.
Thanks for making me laugh Ramin. God bless you !
What is happening with the weather? Perhaps these words can help us understand:
See, the storm of the Lord will burst out in wrath, a whirlwind swirling down on the heads of the wicked. The anger of the Lord will not turn back until he fully accomplishes the purposes of his heart. In days to come you will understand it clearly. (Jeremiah 23:19–20)
Climate change is the work of Almighty God through His Son Christ Jesus and we are certainly seeing it today aren’t we?
Wow and the illustrations and knowledge in this book which can be found here leaves no mistake about what is actually occurring to the weather globally.
https://www.amazon.ca/Climate-Change-Work-God-Gerry-ebook/dp/B079274TQQ/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1521299677&sr=1-1-fkmr0&keywords=climate+chnage+the+work+of+God+by+Gerry+Fox
I think a day is fast approaching or rather has all but arrived wherein this scripture in Hebrews 10:31 is going to become painfully real:
It is a dreadful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.
Wow, tornado’s which the bible calls whirlwinds! How’s that for terror?
and people have the gall to attack the Messiah as being boiled in sheep excrement etc etc etc…. . Wow? I’m actually shivering writing this?
And we haven’t even begun to talk about crop circles which Christ Jesus prophesied.
mod-to note: This is best suited to the “Moveable Feast Cafe”