Wimminz – celebrating skank ho's everywhere

I have had a fairly full mailbag this week, lots of guys saying “I do everything you said about internet dating, I joined Plenty of Fish (PoF) but what you say doesn’t work and anyway the wimminz on that site do my fucking head in!“

To which I reply “No, you are not doing what I said, you are doing what you think I said, and dude, all wimminz will do your fucking head in if you let them.”

So then we get down to basics;

1. You absolutely HAVE to ensure that you approach every single skank on PoF in such a way that you are GUARANTEED, no matter what the outcome, to walk away from her with exactly what you had when you walked onto her.
2. Further to point #1 above this means if this particular skank is a flake, so what, you haven’t lost anything, you still have all the other skanks on the production line and the rest of your life, she is blocked, and even with her you have done your bit to lower another wimminz expectations.
3. You do not count your expenditure of time on said skank as a “loss” any more than the farmer counts weeding and ploughing and harrowing and indeed everything except reaping and selling at market as a loss.
4. If you do what I say you will always have a four tier system, tier one is the “friends with benefits” stage and the skanks on there last maybe 3 to 6 months, tier two is the production line skank that looks like she is about to come through, tier three is every other skank on the production line, tier four is every other skank on or about to join PoF at any point in the future.
5. No tier is ever occupied by only one skank ho, although the numbers do go like a pyramid, always make sure it is flat topped pyramid with space for you to wander around on the top…. never get exclusive, never get to care, never worry about satisfying them…. keeping them hungry for your cock is gooood…
6. Never care what they say, all wimminz are filthy lying whores, all of the time, wimminz are not insulting you by believing that they deserve a better man than you, they are just deluded and fucking nuts, similarly never believe it when they say you are “the best evah” and they love you…. never believe or care about anything they say or do.
7. Follow the fucking rules, I tell you how to progress the conversation, you are talking to idiots, you have to follow the rules for talking to idiots, if you go in all guns blazing and say “hey babe fancy a fuck” as your first message and then start insulting them when they have not replied with a “yes please master” within ten minutes then you need to take a look in the insecurity mirror.
8. Further to point 6 above, my method is about banging as many skank ho’s as possible for the minimum effort and expense per fuck, it has a nice positive side effect that one man can lower the expectations of 50-75 wimminz a year, but it is and can only ever be about the free fuck… if you try to plug ANYTHING at all else into it like your own self esteem or a relationship or any of that crap then you are fucked before you start.
9. If you care, if you get upset, if you get annoyed, if you get frustrated, then you are doing this method WRONG, take a step back, read EVERYTHING I have said again, and read WHAT I SAID, not what you think I said.

That is it in a nutshell, if you have any attitude at all to wimminz other than wanting to pump and dump with minimum effort and expense per pump then MY METHOD IS NOT WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.

Someone else may have the solutions and answers that you seek, I, sure as bears shit in the woods, do not.

Also, please note, I never said anything about getting insanely hot teenage bisexual twins to dance all over your cock every time you click your fingers, I say quite clearly you will run the gamut from 2’s up to high 6’s low 7’s, there are no 8/9/10 on dating sites…. what the fuck do you think that “10” you were in love with when you were 16 will look like today?

Trust me guys I have met them in their late 40’s and fuck me time is HARD AND HARSH on those bitches, they are low 2’s at best, faces lined like an elephant’s ball sack, uber trashy and naff tats, gutter trash clothing and deportment, fucked up hair and probably some piercings too, and they fucking know it…

But, they will give you no shit, make you coffee and do ass to mouth all you want for a night, just so they can pretend they were the way they used to be at 16, and the next day as far as you are concerned you just fucking LAUGH, because God bless you, you were born with a cock and a pair of balls, and you may not have fucked Julie the teen prom queen first, but you fucked her dirtiest, last, and cheapest…. and then you move on, because there are a million of them out there.

Next please.

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