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June 19, 2013

PoF the magic dragon

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , — wimminz @ 12:05 am

As others have commented elsewhere, PoF (Plenty of Fish) is disappearing up it’s own asshole (prace bets now on a wimminz being involved) which started a while ago with the “men cannot message wimminz more than 7 years younger or less than 70 pounds heavier than themselves” (sic) and other nickel and dime changes.

To be fair, PoF is free, so you get what you pay for, and in the last week all three of my main email addresses have been shit-listed, which means I can go through the sign-up process, get a welcome email, be unable to login, ask for a password reminder and be told my email address is unknown to the system.

To be fair, this is no loss, I have had precisely zero gash from PoF in 2013 to date, not even a fucking nibble since October last year, mainly because PoF consists entirely of the same old revolving door wimminz coming back, and the remainder of new faces are all unfuckably ugly / fat / Cluster B, mainly all three.puff sex

I’m pretty damn sure that the only men left on PoF are all red pill mofo’s like me, and the wimminz know it, so Markus’s latest changes are an attempt to address the fact that PoF is no longer working for da wimminz… good luck with that…

Which is why I am seeing an upsurge of wimminz on fucking / swinging sites using said sites to look for a fucking steady relationshit, it is surreal and bizarro… Flo the ho, with a list of interests that include bukkake and gangbangs and a list of verifications that run 1st June, 4th June, 5th June, 5th June, 6th June, etc, is on there looking for a fucking relationshit, cos, you know, fucking sites are also full of men who’se lives are all empty without a village bike / cumbucket in it…

You really could not make this shit up.

I’m also starting to get accused of being a money obsessed tightwad, by these wimminz (well, some fucker has to pump and dump them first on any given site..lol) as soon as the penny drops that “I will do ANYTHING you want in bed” doesn’t get them access to my wallet / declarations of affection and love from me… so, it ain’t me who is obsessed with money.. lol

Traditionally on the fucking sites there were two main classes of wimminz to watch out for.

  1. The fat cunts with no proper jobs who always ended up being moderators of forums and suchlike, feminazi central.
  2. The wimminz who were part of a couple, but she wanted extra cock so he had to smile and go along with it and make like it was what he always wanted.

Group 1 was always unfuckable in the extreme, but Group 2 was also iffy, because they would stalk their extra cock and not want to share their extra cock with other wimminz in group 2, because, you see, it was THEIR extra cock, just like hubby’s cock was THEIRS.

But now there is this new Group 3, the ones who USED to spend 20 hours a week on PoF and 1 hour a week on the fucking sites, who are now spending 20 hours a week on the fucking sites and 1 hour a week on PoF.

Proper cluster B jekyll/hyde types who will rant about the petrol they used those times they drove to you, but not mention the diesel you used every other time when you drove to them… the doubling down continues apace as the economic writing on the wall becomes plain for all to see.

It’s getting to the point where they are no longer looking for a man to fund their pwincess lifestyle, they are looking for a man who can afford live yoghurt for their cunt at a dollar a quart, fuck it, it looks like cum anyway……

I’m reminded of a Scottish girl I met many years ago who told me “I cannae een afford tampax“, instead she used to use pub toilets and stuff her panties with folded up bog roll.

Then of course there are the ones who have profile pics showing them holding a lit cigarette, or right behind there there is a bic and a pack of 20 and an ashtray on the table, but they will not meet smokers, same as all the ones who only do safe sex, with profile pics full of bare cocks in their mouths, and yet they are still happy enough to talk and meet and fuck me, with my profile being full of non negotiable you fucking are gonna do this shit if you are with me slut stuff, I’m going to dump my cum in all three of your holes, fist you, video you, etc etc

Clearly of course though I am a man of substance in their eyes, I don’t need the free condoms handed out by the clinic, I could afford to buy my own, but choose to spend that money on cattle prods H^H^H^ sex toys instead.

I should also mention the fourth group that is burgeoning in numbers, those who are also “escorts” on other websites, the offers of cash for sex are on the rise, no longer will the husband face a moral dilemma if some rich fuck offers him a million bucks to fuck his wife, fuck it, if the rich asshole wants to pay 999,950 bucks more than everyone else, that is his choice…

In the last week, I also met, in the flesh, a first for me,  which doesn’t often happen…  married man, who with his wife has a couple’s profile on a swinging site, he doesn’t “play”, he is the cuckold, and she does seriously kinky and filthy stuff, and she and her cocks make electronic recordings of this to humiliate the cuck hubby with, it is all such good fun.

So, this guy tells me, HIS part of this arrangement was only ever made verbally with his wife, whereas HER part is all recorded electronically and backed up, SMS messages, voice calls with her being fucked, video calls, and HD digital video.

I just nod at him… and?

I’m planning on divorcing the bitch, and NOT being taken to the fucking cleaners, he says, and smiles at me with a shit eating grin…

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys
One gray night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar
His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane
Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave,

October 8, 2011

Internet dating masterclass.

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 11:33 am

I have had a fairly full mailbag this week, lots of guys saying “I do everything you said about internet dating, I joined Plenty of Fish (PoF) but what you say doesn’t work and anyway the wimminz on that site do my fucking head in!“

To which I reply “No, you are not doing what I said, you are doing what you think I said, and dude, all wimminz will do your fucking head in if you let them.”

So then we get down to basics;

  1. You absolutely HAVE to ensure that you approach every single skank on PoF in such a way that you are GUARANTEED, no matter what the outcome, to walk away from her with exactly what you had when you walked onto her.
  2. Further to point #1 above this means if this particular skank is a flake, so what, you haven’t lost anything, you still have all the other skanks on the production line and the rest of your life, she is blocked, and even with her you have done your bit to lower another wimminz expectations.
  3. You do not count your expenditure of time on said skank as a “loss” any more than the farmer counts weeding and ploughing and harrowing and indeed everything except reaping and selling at market as a loss.
  4. If you do what I say you will always have a four tier system, tier one is the “friends with benefits” stage and the skanks on there last maybe 3 to 6 months, tier two is the production line skank that looks like she is about to come through, tier three is every other skank on the production line, tier four is every other skank on or about to join PoF at any point in the future.
  5. No tier is ever occupied by only one skank ho, although the numbers do go like a pyramid, always make sure it is flat topped pyramid with space for you to wander around on the top…. never get exclusive, never get to care, never worry about satisfying them…. keeping them hungry for your cock is gooood…
  6. Never care what they say, all wimminz are filthy lying whores, all of the time, wimminz are not insulting you by believing that they deserve a better man than you, they are just deluded and fucking nuts, similarly never believe it when they say you are “the best evah” and they love you…. never believe or care about anything they say or do.
  7. Follow the fucking rules, I tell you how to progress the conversation, you are talking to idiots, you have to follow the rules for talking to idiots, if you go in all guns blazing and say “hey babe fancy a fuck” as your first message and then start insulting them when they have not replied with a “yes please master” within ten minutes then you need to take a look in the insecurity mirror.
  8. Further to point 6 above, my method is about banging as many skank ho’s as possible for the minimum effort and expense per fuck, it has a nice positive side effect that one man can lower the expectations of 50-75 wimminz a year, but it is and can only ever be about the free fuck… if you try to plug ANYTHING at all else into it like your own self esteem or a relationship or any of that crap then you are fucked before you start.
  9. If you care, if you get upset, if you get annoyed, if you get frustrated, then you are doing this method WRONG, take a step back, read EVERYTHING I have said again, and read WHAT I SAID, not what you think I said.

That is it in a nutshell, if you have any attitude at all to wimminz other than wanting to pump and dump with minimum effort and expense per pump then MY METHOD IS NOT WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.

Someone else may have the solutions and answers that you seek, I, sure as bears shit in the woods, do not.

Also, please note, I never said anything about getting insanely hot teenage bisexual twins to dance all over your cock every time you click your fingers, I say quite clearly you will run the gamut from 2’s up to high 6’s low 7’s, there are no 8/9/10 on dating sites…. what the fuck do you think that “10” you were in love with when you were 16 will look like today?

Trust me guys I have met them in their late 40’s and fuck me time is HARD AND HARSH on those bitches, they are low 2’s at best, faces lined like an elephant’s ball sack, uber trashy and naff tats, gutter trash clothing and deportment, fucked up hair and probably some piercings too, and they fucking know it…

But, they will give you no shit, make you coffee and do ass to mouth all you want for a night, just so they can pretend they were the way they used to be at 16, and the next day as far as you are concerned you just fucking LAUGH, because God bless you, you were born with a cock and a pair of balls, and you may not have fucked Julie the teen prom queen first, but you fucked her dirtiest, last, and cheapest…. and then you move on, because there are a million of them out there.

Next please.

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September 10, 2011

Gangs of cunts

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 12:14 am

I was reminded again today by an incident on Plenty of Fish that wimminz are social creatures, and perhaps more than in any other way are they are social and socialise and participate and share in the subject of sex, with other wimminz that is…

On PoF I have lost count of the number of wimminz who have told me that;

  • lol, you just sent my daughter a message.
  • lol, you just seny my mum a message.
  • you just sent my friend a message.
  • my friends told me about you (and they have fucked you).
  • my friends told me about you (and they have blocked you).
  • I told my friend about you and told her to contact you.

What all these messages had in common was that in every instance the wimminz in question continued to talk to me.

I don’t know how many times I have been at some wimminz house and she has one or two of her skank ho mates around for drinkie-poos, which is wimminz speak for getting shitfaced and talking about sex, and sadly I must admit that it took me a few years to learn that the way to deflect their sexual abuse and predatory behaviour towards me (well, that’s how the fucking wimminz would portray it if the roles were reversed) was to suggest playing a game…

How about y’all take turns sucking my cock, 30 second each, and the one whose mouth I blow a load in wins…. double dare y’all.

That one has about a 95% sucess rate if you time it right, but I warn you now, you need a thick skin to stay hard and dump your cum into one of those mouths, because the two who aren’t sucking will be talking, and what they will be talking about is your dick, and they will be talking about comparing it to their current husband’s, their current boyfriend’s, their boss’s, and then they will get on to ex’s…

… and that is the bit where you will get distracted and go limp, because at various times in their past these skanks have all fucked the same guys, so you are with say tracy and sharon and julie, julie is blowing you, sharon and tracy and talking about how your cock compares with john’s, who tracy fucked 12 months ago, who julie fucked 4 months ago, and who sharon is fucking last week, and then they will move on to steve, and dave, and richard… I’m still waiting to hear them compare rover or trigger, I guess it is only a question of time…

But the fact is these wimminz keep this shit not just straight, like some anal retentive blokes who can tell you who scored a goal in what minute of play of which match in which year, and interestingly the referee’s middle name is the same as that players home town, you get the picture, the fact is these wimminz can do this but make all these statistics dynamic and ever changing in nature.

My cock’s relative place and rating in these statistics varies, not because trigger came along and made us all look small and pathetic by comparison, but because this week tracy rates steve’s cock a bit lower and dave’s cock a bit higher, and this week sharon rates steve’s cock a bit higher and dave’s cock a bit lower, and until julie takes my cock out of her mouth and puts it in sharon’s, then says that she thinks steve and dave had very similar cocks and neither tasted very good, unlike mine and richard’s, and suddenly tracy and sharon adjust their views on steve and dave, and richard, and me.

To wimminz, this whole scenario is like young guys getting drunk and puking, he who puked first and crashed out first is ridiculed by the other guys, and he promptly resolves to show em all next week, and yes guys, this is exactly the fucking casual and communal attitude that wimminz have to the cock.

Gangs of cunts craving the cock, and setting their relative status and pecking order by how they performed.

And these evenings are then described to current husbands and boyfriends as “girls night”…. and so julie’s boyfriend steve thinks julie is just having a few drinkies at sharon’s house with tracy, no cause for concern there… little does he know his girlfriend and ex girlfriend and girlfriend’s best friend just agreed that my cock tastes a lot nicer than his…..

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