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I have been watching for a few weeks, just to make sure, and there is now no doubt whatsoever.

Local PoF listing for “intimate encounter” are going through the roof. Notably, so has the proportion of these listings with a publicly viewable face pic.

While a proportion of these “intimate encounter” ads are still from wimminz who are looking for fuck-buddies and no more, suddenly there is a whole slew of them “looking for help with the phone bill” and such, and they all also claim to be early twenties, some of them even are.

And so, in the spirit of research, I have been contacting a few.

First off I tried with my usual “clearly a player” profile, and had precisely ZERO responses of any kind from these “phone bill” sluts.

So I created a new basically empty profile and a throwaway hotmail account, and messaged the exact same set of sluts.

All except one replied, and we took it to IM.

So, cut to the chase, how much “help with the phone bill” would they ACTUALLY settle for (as opposed to their opening offer) and what was on offer.

First off, about 10% were as young and hot as the chick in the pic, and make no mistake, this is whoring, the colour of my money was the only question, not my age or physical shape.

About 40% were as young as the chick in the pic, but not as hot as they had kids.

About 40% were clearly late 20’s / early 30’s, but quite fuckable, and all had kids.

About 10% were fuglies.

All of them, all holes were on offer, most of them more extreme kink including them rimming me (google it) was on offer for extra money. All bareback / no condom.

The basic turn up, pump and spurt and leave fuck had a median price of 15 UK Pounds Sterling, hereafter referred to as a Quid. Though there were a few who offered to do it for 10 quid, or for 20 offer me more than one quick pump and spurt, I could have a second if I could manage it.

At this point in all these conversations I stated that what I was REALLY after was something regular, being a divorced guy with a decent job and no interest in getting a steady wife or girlfriend, I was looking for a regular fuck, say once a week, with a fixed budget, and I had three fixed weekly amounts of money available, 20 quid, 50 quid and 100 quid, what could I get for this…

You know that shit where suddenly multiple wimminz in widely separated areas suddenly edit their PoF profiles with identical phrases and captions, well, the wimminz hive mind works on this level too, it was remarkably similar …

20 quid got me a full hour at a fixed time on a fixed day every week.

50 quid got me all day on a fixed day every week, or “all night” where that meant from 6pm to midnight.

100 quid got me basically 24 hours, a day and a night, on a fixed day/night every week.

For our foreign readers, 100 quid is between 20% and 25% of the average weekly rent for a single person in a shared house or one bed flat.

As soon as hey believed I was looking for a regular weekly thing, all the wimminz without exception turned uber sweet and nice and basically hard sell… and the instant I mentioned “well, I’m sure tempted, but there are other girls offering the same thing for similar money babe” it got real hard sell, as in you have any fantasies I’ll do them for you babe, you want to tie me up, photograph me, piss on me, I’ll do it ALL for YOU babe… they say…

At this point one of them offered me a freebie, try before you buy / rent… lol, oh, and since I was going to be REGULAR and RELIABLE, how about 25% discount, so instead of 400 quid a month, call it 300 quid a month.

Which got me thinking….

So I went back to them all and started asking questions like;

… and I can’t say the response was the least bit surprising, until I deflected their return questions with the casual / brush off “No reason, I was just thinking about something so I asked you is all.” and refusal to discuss further as it was “too early” in our “possible future working relationship”

At THAT point they all played the ace, they had already, like all sluts on PoF, supplied their mobile numbers and sent cunt and tit pics via MMS, and like many PoF sluts sent their address and zip code for the GPS, but at that point they ALL played the ace card;

Which is amusing, because at the same time, some spamming bastard rang me from a certain vehicle leasing company, and wondered if me / my company wanted to lease any executive saloons, much cheaper than buying Sir, so for fun and shits I played along, and said I liked german saloons, they offered me a Merc E220 for £289 a month, or a Audi A6 3TD for £269 a month, or a BMW 316d for £249 a month.

Wonder if my potential PoF whores come with AAA / Green Flag ….

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