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September 29, 2012

Yet more anecdotals.

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 10:59 am

There is something I want to try to get across to you all…

  • I have travelled the world
  • I have seen and fucked a thousand girls
  • I have heard every single story ever told by a wimminz

If that sounds like a parody of Fritz the Cat you’re showing your age… 

but, the fact is it’s true…. nevertheless, despite all this experience, I still find it not so much hard to accept certain things, but hard to accept the LEVEL at which certain things are prevalent.

Fact is me being an ideal bachelor / marriage material is all grist to the mill in the PoF free cunt game, it’s a card I don’t even have to play, it is obvious that it is on the table.

And yet, and yet instead of any RATIONAL actions where some wimminz will say OK, this guy is one to work at getting and keeping, instead we get the usual “he is so obviously wise to my bullshit, so I’m not even going to make any effort to pretend to be a human being” which quickly evolves into them being obsessed with their own fucking lives and shit.

And frankly being fucking delusional… last night a buddy sent me a pic, 23 year old chick, head and shoulders shot but even from that you could see she was a blimp, and not a pretty blimp, but a duelling banjos blimp….

So I read her fucking profile and she is only interested in men between 20 and 30, and safe sex….  and read further down and there are actually guys who have taken a blowjob or handjob from this freak and verified her as being real…

… and I look at her picture again and think to myself “Bitch, if you weren’t so fucking delusional you’d be flattered when the local junkyard dog offered to hump you.“…

… and this is the thing I see all the time, and I just find it really, really, really difficult to accept the levels of self delusion that the wimminz are working under.

I have, a very few times, met guys who were just as delusional, and when I say that the image that pops into my head were the two fruitcakes in the (original) Mini broke down in the motorway services during the rain… told them to buy some duck oil and spray all the electrics, and block off half the rad with some cardboard to stop the spray getting to the dizzy… or alternatively just use your fucking superpowers and fly the thing there.

I was so rude because when they asked for help it wasn’t as Joe and Fred or whatever the fuck their given names were, but as their made up superhero identities and yes they were still wearing their costumes on the way HOME from the con/fest, and you could see from their eyes and peculiar manner of speaking they were not all there.

Hey, I did enough acid to supply a Dead tour, so I’m no stranger (see top of page) to weirdness, but that kinda weird you were into the trip and oblivious to reality… these fuckers were both actors and stars and directors and audience in their own little reality TV shows.. and it was disturbing weird, not weird weird or wacky weird or funny weird…

But the thing is, these dweebs are the closest I can come to give an example of the sort of and level of delusional stupidity that I see every day from wimminz.

I see wimminz with clearly retarded kids, and I mean medically, not being insulting, but medically / physically / intellectually retarded kids, who sit there and proclaim that “Joey is just like other kids his age” except other kids his age can speak in sentences, don’t wear nappies, and can feed themselves….

I see wimminz with rolls of fat cascading down their torso talking about how this guy and that guy and the other guy (all of whom are well known TV stars and sex symbols) are fine and dandy but they’d better stop x bad habit if they were going to be suitable mates for these fat bitches.

I see wimminz IN THEIR FUCKING FORTIES sitting there all alone with delusional lists of requirements for potential mates, but god help anyone who has even the most minimal requirements of them in return.

I see wimminz who in their day job class gazing at your soon to be ex-wife’s tits as she walks out of the bathroom in the morning as sexual harassment and visual rape, and who then class their own night time activities of threesomes and foursomes and blowing lines of guys as “not sex” because nobody actually shot a load inside her cunt, well at least she don’t remember it as she was too drunk.

I see wimminz CONSTANTLY lying about everything, even trivial shit, not just to other people but to themselves, it’s almost like they should be declared mentally infirm.

skank19854 on PoF “time for me to hit the sack, night babe, speak soon”

me “cya”
90 minutes later I get a message from PoF from some skank19815 so log in to PoF to read it and see skank19854 on line, 90 minutes after she was going to bed, so time for some fun

me “couldn’t sleep then”

skank19854 “oh it’s not me its just my phone keeps me logged in”

me “that would be the new iphone5 feature then, that composes these replies while you are asleep”

skank19854 “huh?”

 

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July 28, 2012

Olymic cunt

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 1:14 pm

I had a chat with a guy via IM, this went on and off for a couple of days…

To cut a long story short he was starting to worry if he was losing it sexually and maybe he should try taking viagra, because he couldn’t get rock hard for his girlfriend any more, and found it a struggle to achieve orgasm.

He went into great and clinical detail, because in his own words he wanted to get it all out without too many interruptions or side-tracking, while he had up the nerve to do that thing.

So, he finally had told me all the gory detail, said his piece, and asked me, “What do you think?”

My reply was simple enough;

“I have one question for you, how old is this wimminz you are fucking?”

His reply was she is 41

“there is your fucking trouble..” I said “.. your cock KNOWS there is little point fucking this slut because she is past child bearing age”

Fact is I can slip my cock into a 41 year old’s cunt and no matter how much she loves me if there has been little foreplay she ain’t that wet, and if she gets wet it ain’t THAT wet, and even then the lining of her cunt has smoothed out (the joy of being uncircumcised, you can feel stuff)

Contrast that with a 20 year old’s cunt and that fucker feels like someone just squirted 100ml of liquid silk up there, and the lining of her cunt has a texture evolved over aeons to make me spurt, because the bottom line here is the 20 year old cunt is FERTILE, and that is what your cock is HARD-WIRED to respond to.

Yeah, you can make some amends by adding spice and kink to the 41 year old cunt, but again we get the man’s deadly sin, as confirmed by this guy, because he has been banging her a while there is more and more non sexual stuff, they talk, she rubs his shoulders, cooks his food, irons his shirts and some nights they can sleep together in the same bed and not fuck..

His wimminz is turning into a fucking sister or friend, not a fucking cum-bucket.

This is SMART on her part, but it ain’t doing him any good, and the bit he didn’t really want to hear is that it is time to move on, either end it with the 41 year old or move it solidly and ON THE TABLE to purely platonic, I go elsewhere for my kicks, sort of relationship.

WHEN I hit him verbally in the face with this wet cunt fertility and cunt texture thing, he slapped his own head and started talking about Julie and Jackie and Janice, who he remembered all had that wet cunt and texture, and the penny dropped big time.

I told him straight, you know me dude, I’m in my 50’s, put me in bed with some fuckable 20 year old and I can literally fuck for 8 hours straight, grab a few hours kip, morning coffee and a smoke and do it all again…. put me in bed with some 45 year old and I can get it up long enough for one spurt of cum and then I want my shoulders rubbed, e.g. IT AIN’T YOU and you ain’t needing no viagra buddy.

I had to warn him though, men are fucking hard wired to fuck that young wet and textured cunt, and go straight for the fucking gold medal…. you can oh so easily fall for that shit and start thinking about words like L O V E… and you don’t want no runner up silver or bronze medal, also fucked her but didn’t get the gold…

June 20, 2012

Slits, Sluts and Whores.

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 12:59 pm

I have been watching for a few weeks, just to make sure, and there is now no doubt whatsoever.

Local PoF listing for “intimate encounter” are going through the roof. Notably, so has the proportion of these listings with a publicly viewable face pic.

While a proportion of these “intimate encounter” ads are still from wimminz who are looking for fuck-buddies and no more, suddenly there is a whole slew of them “looking for help with the phone bill” and such, and they all also claim to be early twenties, some of them even are.

And so, in the spirit of research, I have been contacting a few.

First off I tried with my usual “clearly a player” profile, and had precisely ZERO responses of any kind from these “phone bill” sluts.

So I created a new basically empty profile and a throwaway hotmail account, and messaged the exact same set of sluts.

All except one replied, and we took it to IM.

So, cut to the chase, how much “help with the phone bill” would they ACTUALLY settle for (as opposed to their opening offer) and what was on offer.

First off, about 10% were as young and hot as the chick in the pic, and make no mistake, this is whoring, the colour of my money was the only question, not my age or physical shape.

About 40% were as young as the chick in the pic, but not as hot as they had kids.

About 40% were clearly late 20’s / early 30’s, but quite fuckable, and all had kids.

About 10% were fuglies.

All of them, all holes were on offer, most of them more extreme kink including them rimming me (google it) was on offer for extra money. All bareback / no condom.

The basic turn up, pump and spurt and leave fuck had a median price of 15 UK Pounds Sterling, hereafter referred to as a Quid. Though there were a few who offered to do it for 10 quid, or for 20 offer me more than one quick pump and spurt, I could have a second if I could manage it.

At this point in all these conversations I stated that what I was REALLY after was something regular, being a divorced guy with a decent job and no interest in getting a steady wife or girlfriend, I was looking for a regular fuck, say once a week, with a fixed budget, and I had three fixed weekly amounts of money available, 20 quid, 50 quid and 100 quid, what could I get for this…

You know that shit where suddenly multiple wimminz in widely separated areas suddenly edit their PoF profiles with identical phrases and captions, well, the wimminz hive mind works on this level too, it was remarkably similar …

20 quid got me a full hour at a fixed time on a fixed day every week.

50 quid got me all day on a fixed day every week, or “all night” where that meant from 6pm to midnight.

100 quid got me basically 24 hours, a day and a night, on a fixed day/night every week.

For our foreign readers, 100 quid is between 20% and 25% of the average weekly rent for a single person in a shared house or one bed flat.

As soon as hey believed I was looking for a regular weekly thing, all the wimminz without exception turned uber sweet and nice and basically hard sell… and the instant I mentioned “well, I’m sure tempted, but there are other girls offering the same thing for similar money babe” it got real hard sell, as in you have any fantasies I’ll do them for you babe, you want to tie me up, photograph me, piss on me, I’ll do it ALL for YOU babe… they say…

At this point one of them offered me a freebie, try before you buy / rent… lol, oh, and since I was going to be REGULAR and RELIABLE, how about 25% discount, so instead of 400 quid a month, call it 300 quid a month.

Which got me thinking….

So I went back to them all and started asking questions like;

  • Do have you have safe off street parking nearby because there is no way I am leaving my Mercedes / BMW / Audi on the street?
  • Do you by any chance own a SMART evening or cocktail dress?
  • Do you speak any Spanish / French / Italian?
  • Do you have any physical issues with bright sun and / or heat?

… and I can’t say the response was the least bit surprising, until I deflected their return questions with the casual / brush off “No reason, I was just thinking about something so I asked you is all.” and refusal to discuss further as it was “too early” in our “possible future working relationship”

At THAT point they all played the ace, they had already, like all sluts on PoF, supplied their mobile numbers and sent cunt and tit pics via MMS, and like many PoF sluts sent their address and zip code for the GPS, but at that point they ALL played the ace card;

  • Baby I will do ANYTHING you want.
  • Baby I will be YOURS AND YOURS ALONE.

Which is amusing, because at the same time, some spamming bastard rang me from a certain vehicle leasing company, and wondered if me / my company wanted to lease any executive saloons, much cheaper than buying Sir, so for fun and shits I played along, and said I liked german saloons, they offered me a Merc E220 for £289 a month, or a Audi A6 3TD for £269 a month, or a BMW 316d for £249 a month.

Wonder if my potential PoF whores come with AAA / Green Flag ….

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