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July 28, 2012

Olymic cunt


I had a chat with a guy via IM, this went on and off for a couple of days…

To cut a long story short he was starting to worry if he was losing it sexually and maybe he should try taking viagra, because he couldn’t get rock hard for his girlfriend any more, and found it a struggle to achieve orgasm.

He went into great and clinical detail, because in his own words he wanted to get it all out without too many interruptions or side-tracking, while he had up the nerve to do that thing.

So, he finally had told me all the gory detail, said his piece, and asked me, “What do you think?”

My reply was simple enough;

I have one question for you, how old is this wimminz you are fucking?

His reply was she is 41

there is your fucking trouble..” I said “.. your cock KNOWS there is little point fucking this slut because she is past child bearing age

Fact is I can slip my cock into a 41 year old’s cunt and no matter how much she loves me if there has been little foreplay she ain’t that wet, and if she gets wet it ain’t THAT wet, and even then the lining of her cunt has smoothed out (the joy of being uncircumcised, you can feel stuff)

Contrast that with a 20 year old’s cunt and that fucker feels like someone just squirted 100ml of liquid silk up there, and the lining of her cunt has a texture evolved over aeons to make me spurt, because the bottom line here is the 20 year old cunt is FERTILE, and that is what your cock is HARD-WIRED to respond to.

Yeah, you can make some amends by adding spice and kink to the 41 year old cunt, but again we get the man’s deadly sin, as confirmed by this guy, because he has been banging her a while there is more and more non sexual stuff, they talk, she rubs his shoulders, cooks his food, irons his shirts and some nights they can sleep together in the same bed and not fuck..

His wimminz is turning into a fucking sister or friend, not a fucking cum-bucket.

This is SMART on her part, but it ain’t doing him any good, and the bit he didn’t really want to hear is that it is time to move on, either end it with the 41 year old or move it solidly and ON THE TABLE to purely platonic, I go elsewhere for my kicks, sort of relationship.

WHEN I hit him verbally in the face with this wet cunt fertility and cunt texture thing, he slapped his own head and started talking about Julie and Jackie and Janice, who he remembered all had that wet cunt and texture, and the penny dropped big time.

I told him straight, you know me dude, I’m in my 50’s, put me in bed with some fuckable 20 year old and I can literally fuck for 8 hours straight, grab a few hours kip, morning coffee and a smoke and do it all again…. put me in bed with some 45 year old and I can get it up long enough for one spurt of cum and then I want my shoulders rubbed, e.g. IT AIN’T YOU and you ain’t needing no viagra buddy.

I had to warn him though, men are fucking hard wired to fuck that young wet and textured cunt, and go straight for the fucking gold medal…. you can oh so easily fall for that shit and start thinking about words like L O V E… and you don’t want no runner up silver or bronze medal, also fucked her but didn’t get the gold…

January 30, 2012

Home truths


Here are some home truths, you may not like all of them, you may not have heard of them, you may not be old enough to have come across them, but the chances are that it is just a question of enough time having to pass before you find out for yourself.

  1. Your sense of smell, it is an amazing thing, you may not be a dog but it is far more sensitive than most humans give credit for, unfortunately if you are a smoker (I should know, I used to smoke) you are killing this sense, so there will be a whole raft of smells that you will be unaware of, here are some of them;
    1. Old cunt, by old cunt I mean no longer fertile, it has a definitive smell, like all smells, very hard to describe, but you non smoking guys that have fucked old cunt will know what I mean, it is a faintly unpleasant smell, and if you ignore this signal and fuck it the unpleasant “musk” smell gets far stronger, and in me at least is raises and instinctive need to vacate the premises, pronto, cue the Android app Fake Call Me…. it is nature’s way of telling you to stop wasting that sperm.
    2. Fertile cunt, at certain times of the month, there is some chemical trigger that smells identical to one of the chemicals given off by curing / drying silicone caulk as used by builders and glaziers, I don’t know what it is chemical wise, but if you have sniffed silicone and done it from behind you will have noted the same smell.
    3. Fecal fat slut breath, all obese bitches, their breath smells faintly, or not so faintly, of fecal matter, and the fatter they are the stronger the smell of shit from their breath.
  2. Reasons why she could only send you a tit or whatever pic, whatever reasons you are given, there is only ever one true reason, and that is that (in her opinion) the pics she has sent you show her off in a good light, and the pics she has not sent you will show her in a bad light, so you will get a pic of a very nice looking tit, and no pictures of the gut or ass or bladdered cunt below it.
  3. Wimminz are all delusional, both about their own attractiveness and their abilities, eg blowjob skills. I mean really, totally, utterly delusional, on the same scale as me claiming I had elite jet fighter pilot skills, and this is paired with #4 below, is no guy ever bothered to tell the skank ho the fucking truth, there is NO upside to telling a wimminz the truth about her skills or abilities or attractiveness, not unless you really desperately desire to experience being the target of a false accusation of rape first hand, so in a wimminz mind the lack of people calling on her constant claims of being an elite jet fighter pilot and blow-jobber equates to these things being true.
  4. Wimminz and their lies, it is complex, but sooner or later it will come to you, you are just the latest in a long series of guys who turned up, discovered that the reality did not match the advert, decided to pump and dump real fast, not even overnight, just pump and dump and GTFO, just like all the other guys she complained about who said all sorts and then pumped and dumped her, so I will be yet another of those guys that “lied to her about not wanting a pump and dump” while a total disconnect exists between this and the truth, which is that it was the vast chasm between the advertised goods and the actual goods that caused me to pump and dump and GTFO with Fake Call Me 15 minutes later, instead of staying the night.
  5. There are no sexually attractive 50+ year old wimminz, not when you actually get them naked and into bed, there is nothing there for your COCK, which is interested in REPRODUCTION, to get hard for, and so the only game in town is kinky sex, and even that is a limited game that only a few 50+ year olds can play, very very limited, one trick pony shit… but until you bang your first 50 year old, and it really doesn’t make any difference if she is smoking for FOR a 50 year old who looks after herself and on the street looks and acts and could pass for 38 and all the rest of it, actually fucking the wimminz is teh (sic) beauty equivalent of tipping a bucket of water over their heads, if you want to know how beautiful a wimminz really is, tip a bucket of water over her head, if you want to know how sexually attractive a wimminz really is, look at her 3 minutes after you just dumped a load into her cunt. No 50+ year old will make your cock throb all by itself…. this whole subject about the rapid collapse of female sexual attractiveness as soon as nature is through with their womb is something you just do not grasp until you see and start fucking the older wimminz….
  6. Cunt“, never fail to use this word when talking about cunt with wimminz, it is acceptable for wimminz to be shy when first conversing, and using words like pussy to talk about cunt, you should immediately show the wimminz your class by using the word cunt, thus allowing the wimminz to relax and call a cunt a cunt, or to demonstrate real early that as far as you are concerned she is psycho and totally unfuckable, ever, under any circumstances, because she objects to calling a cunt a cunt and objects to the word cunt…. this is the easiest, cheapest and fastest shit test you can give a wimminz, so give it to every wimminz you meet, real early on…. REAL early on…
  7. PoF and shit, “there are no decent / sexy / nice wimminz on PoF“, yeah, this is true, because there are no nice / sexy / decent wimminz any fucking where, AWALT, fucking penny dropping yet? …..what there is, is young firm flesh, and it comes with an attitude of its own, and problems, and all the usual crap….. now and again you will find a wimminz who has used up the young firm flesh, ain’t good looking at all, but knows it, and makes a realistic decision that any guy who doesn’t drink / gamble / whore / beat her to excess is as good as it is ever going to get, and if she can find one who is half decent then do whatever it takes for as long as it takes to hang on to him, because the alternative is a succession of pump and dump cock every weekend until she hits 50 and then it is cats and the true romance channel until she croaks.
  8. Lose your pride, that fugly slut skank you pumped and dumped and GTFO yesterday, don’t get upset when she texts you saying she don’t think you’re the right man for her, so so long and thanks for all the semen… don’t get that SHE dumped ME!!!! shit in your head, that is all so much bullshit….. the home truth you will learn is YOU JUST GOT THE PERFECT RESULT, an out, and a written proof against future allegations, and you never had to even lift a single finger to text.

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