Wimminz – celebrating skank ho's everywhere

March 25, 2013

Bearish on lead

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 3:42 pm

And so the story goes, thanks to my recently acquired gainful employment I have renewed some old and dying but essential technology in the man cave, to whit, a new coffee percolator and new expresso machine, and added a few more vacuum packed cubes of Lavazzo to the stores.wp-1364224788329

Currently here in the UK we are a week and a bit away from the end of the tax year, so a combination of that and the jitters from the cyprus thing appears to be sufficient explanation for a slowdown in my workload, so far my diary is empty, so today I have been paid to sit at home in my kitchen and savour many cups of bloody good coffee while farting around on the net, which included PoF etc.

PoF, it has to be said, is going through a dry patch, the wimminz on there are desperate to the point of hysteria, and it is always falling over at the same point, my “me in a shirt and tie” private profile (what I like to call my “the accused” pic)  pic just ain’t cutting the ice in these times, what’s needed is clearly the leather jacket and cheroot right after I have said to someone off camera “and ze oooozy nine milli-meeta“… smooth is out, butch is in.

However, on the swinging / kink sites it’s going the other way, these wimminz always preferred the “I am gonna rape you and axe murder you, and maybe not in that order” profile pic, but now they are increasingly running away from that and running towards the smooth fucker in a shirt at tie, what I see as the only essential difference between these two groups of wimminz is the ones on the kink sites cop to having taken a load of cock, and the ones on the PoF site pretend they ain’t… amusing when you spot the same person on two or three different sites, with different profiles to match.

I’m thinking yet again it is time for me to give up smoking, in parlous times it is a lousy drug to be using, and it ain’t exactly a cheap hobby, and I may be needing the extra lung capacity…

I’m also going bear-ish on sex toys, looks like we have seen the bottom of the market and the only way prices are going now is up, and the only way the supply and manufacturing chain is going is down IMHO. This is of course also going to apply to anything sex related on the internet, now is not the time to invest in fancyafuck.com…

I’m also seeing strong parallels between those who are unaware of the nature of wimminz so play the white knight in an attempt to get laid, and those who are unaware of the nature of the economy… I guess this really shouldn’t surprise me as the two share so many common elements, but it does anyway.

One thing this new job has been good for is it as gotten me travelling on someone else’s dime, or fuel card, so I am basically seeing a different town’s high street every day, and every last fucking one of them is dead, no fucker walking around with shopping bags, and coincidentally in every one the local councils are spending money like fucking water on infrastructure and pavements and pedestrianisation and other bullshit, it’s all pre April 6th, pre end of the tax year stuff.

In fact the only thing I am even remotely tempted to go bullish on is guys like me who have gotten out from under the cloven hoof of the wimminz and the state and debt, the future is looking pretty damn good, surplus of poontang, 6 months worth of coffee and bog rolls in stock, and a job that I could walk away from now, but which would in fairness set me up for another year if I can get another three months out of it…

Like the saying goes, it is an ill wind that blows no good….

March 23, 2013

March 20, 2013

Time for Trumpton

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , — wimminz @ 11:36 pm

As many / most / all of you have guessed, I’ve been busy with work lately, so little happening on here.

Today however, with the UK budget (yeah we will anything to prevent a house price crash) and the Cyp-riot bank thefts, and my day job, it is becoming increasingly clear that our “economy” is a holed hot air balloon, on the one hand it takes of continued and ever increasing supply of hot air to stay aloft.

On the other we periodically throw various passengers over the side to keep the remainder aloft.

It has become clear to me that for every country in the western world their “policy” can be summed up as DO NOT BLINK FIRST

So… the UK can survive provided Portugal Spain Italy Greece get thrown over the side, Portugal can survive if UK Spain Italy Greece get thrown over the side, you get the idea.

The reality is that it is like playing chicken in the arctic with polar bears, the guy who flinches first gets eaten, but everyone else merely survives the first course for the bear, they are still in the same place, on the menu.

That cunt Cameron is now handing out medals for those who served on the arctic convoys to Murmansk etc (my grandfather did) , assuming you were 20 in 1945 you would now be 88, more likely dead, so very few medals to hand out, and very little value to them, by any metric.

There are obvious parallels between handing out medals 68 years after an event when most of the original survivors are already dead, and current western world fiscal policy.

The real problem is, nobody under 50 has ever known anything but good times, and nobody under 80 remembers the war first hand, and nobody alive remembers the great depression of the thirties.

Of the rest, precious fucking few have traveled widely enough and off the beaten track enough to witness genuine poverty and depredations with their own eyes, and for those who have, well it is one thing to watch people salivating over a dead rat, and quite another to have personally salivated over a dead rat.

Purely by coincidence, nobody under 40 received any kind of education by the state, I talked to someone today, mid thirties, professional, respected, making at least twice as much money as I am per week, working for the state indirectly in a bullshit job, who was COMPLETELY UNAWARE that the cypriot banks are shut… they have never heard of the OPEC crisis or the three day week in the UK mid seventies, and all they know about WW2 or the great depression was that they happened.

Quite by chance, I heard from someone extremely wealthy that I used to know and work for some 30 years ago, if there is a rich mofo’s seekrit club/cabal, he is in it.

He told me that at the highest levels, the too horrific to actually voice, but everyone is thinking it and secretly hoping for it, wish for those in power is an “act of god”, like a pandemic or multiple meteor strike, or yellowstone to let go, that way nobody actually gets the blame, and nobody has to blink first.

Nobody has to assassinate an archduke or annexe limassol…

He and I are agreed though, 30 years after the last war there were still areas of bomb damage in UK cities that had not been cleared up, and that was when we were all gung ho and marshall plan… today we would just collapse in the aftermath.

We actually NEED another Adolf, and sadly we do not have any suitable candidates. he at least was a soldier in the first war., so knew a thing or two about hard times…. the closest thing we have today is Putin, and Adolf’s missing ball was more of a man / despot / nutcase than he is…

Meanwhile my day job progresses, and the reality is instead of one person being responsible for X, we have an ever increasing number of not quite overlapping areas of outsourced and externalized responsibility, venn diagram like, with the gaps between the boards being the only real growth in the economy.

March 9, 2013

Network Attached Storage

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 2:52 pm

I’ve gotten to that place again where all my bloody hard disks were filling up, and it was time to add to the NAS…

…and that’s where it got bloody, since it has been a while I went on a trawl of the major online vendors, and the answers were not nice.

I could buy a shitty and cheap unpopulated 2 bay NAS box from the likes of Dlink, or the next option is an equally shitty but not cheap 2 bay NAS box from Qnap, and as soon as you look at a 4 bay box, or god forbid a 5 bay box to run raid-5 it gets bloody expensive bloody fast…

So the stopgap was go out locally and buy a 3 terabyte seagate go flex jobbie, for it has to be said not a lot more than the cost of the 3 TB disk inside it.

Down sides is the bastard is fairly slow, but freefilesync and walk away means I don’t care too much and it is the initial big wad that takes the time, not daily use, so lets run some numbers.

MB = megabyte which disks are measured in, mb = megabit which transfer speeds are measured in, and there are 8 bits to a byte.

USB2 can pull a consistent 10 MB/sec on decently sized files

100 mb Ethernet is theoretically able to do 100/8 = 12.5 MB/sec, but again you’ll see nearer 8/10 in reality.

10 MB/sec is piss slow compared to even what a spinning SATA2 hard disk can handle, a good SSD SATA3 should give you 250 MB/sec easily, gigabit Ethernet will give you a theoretical 125 MB/sec, but there it is, so how long does it take to fill up a 3 TB NAS drive at say 8 MB/sec?

8 MB/sec = 480 MB / min, which equals 28.8 GB / hour

3,000 / 28.8 = 104 hours, or around 4 days, and this is ideal speeds, in reality you can add 50% easily.

Just as a chain is only as strong as the weakest link, data transfer is only as fast as the slowest link, so there isn’t a whole lot of point having a high end NAS on a 100 mb network, if you are looking at speeds alone.

In day to day use 8 MB/sec is enough, it will transfer a 700 MB CD in one and a half minutes, or a 4.5 GB DVD in about nine and a half minutes.

8 MB/sec is not enough if you are imaging hard disks for example.

A quick way around this is the NAS box we discuss below with gig-e and a crossover cable, or use one of the hot-plug bays.. >;*) 100 MB/sec here we come…

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So what my “price of the bare disk inside it plus a 10% premium” 3 TB goflex is buying me is neither speed, nor reliability / quality, what it is buying me is some breathing room at a reasonable price…. it will do in the interim, but the fact is I need to do something about an upgraded NAS box.

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WD do a red label disk WD30EFRX especially for NAS boxes, the bare 3 TB disk runs about 120 UK pounds a pop, one of the things you have to take in to account is your NAS disks dying or suffering data loss, RAID is not a backup, but a good RAID/ZFS setup spanned over enough disks can help you avoid using your backup.

If I build a 5 bay box with hot plug SATA drives, I could get 6 TB of useful storage (no point striping because a single modern SATA3 HD will push between 50% and >100% of gigabit Ethernet capacity depending on if it is doing sequential or random reads) mirrored with a “ready hot” spare in place….. I could start with just two disks, for 3 TB of useful storage and no hot spare, and add the other 3 disks later…

So we are looking at a copy of NAS4free, which is free, two disks which is 250 notes or thereabouts, and my “box”

The box itself doesn’t have to be much horsepower wise, in fact it shouldn’t be because we want low electrical power consumption, so an Atom based system will do nicely, another 100 or so, Icy Box do a nice 5 bay back plane IB-555SSK for another 100 or so, and add another 100 for a case and incidentals.

The basic bare box thus works out at about 300 quid, populate it with two disks and it takes you to 550, populate it with all 5 drives and it takes you to around 925.

The cheapest bare 5 bay NAS box I can find is the Qnap 569 @ £570

That’s (our 925)  a lot of dough, but, the closest to a 15 TB or greater commercial until (and the commercial units always count capacity by adding up individual disks) I can find is the WD sentinel @ £1,422, and the closest to a 5 bay or greater is the netgear 6620 @ £1,950.

Neither of the commercial offerings have the virtue of you just being able to go out to any PC hardware store and buy some generic replacement part WHEN something dies, plus the interface is open source.

Frankly the “value added” bundled software with all these commercial things, from the lowly goflex I just bought, up to the thecus / syntology / qnap kit, is a load of bollocks… it is not the fucking job of a NAS to stream your fucking itunes shite to your ipad via VPN  while you are sat on a beach somewhere..

It is the fucking job of a NAS to look after the hard disks inside it, and look after the data being read / written to those disks, one way of aiding this is a fucking dust filter and a couple of nice but silent 120 mm fans, which none of the commercial offerings will give you, but which you can do yourself.

Nor will any of the commercial offerings allow you to add another 5 drive bays for 100 quid, swap out the main-board for something more powerful, add some extra gig-e ports etc etc.

Nor will any of the commercial rigs do anything other than lock you in to that vendor.

Perhaps the biggest limitation of the commercial rigs is however that you have to buy them with one big wad of cash, but the home built solution can be purchased in 100 quid lumps over a few weeks or more.

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Certainly the goflex has bought me some breathing space, and will allow me to tidy up some of the nested directories and file structures, preparatory to starting the next NAS build, and I won’t wake up tomorrow as I did today to find two overnight  “add to archive and delete” operations stalled out because of lack of spare disk space on the last added mini NAS..

If I think about upgrading my main PC, currently a core 2 quad q6600, for a nice socket 2011 / i7 3820 build, then I am already looking at everything except the Icy box 5 bay backplane and WD red disks, a saving of 200+ notes… again options that do not present themselves once you have tied yourself into proprietary devices…. it wouldn’t kill me to break open the goflex and pull out the 3 TB SATA HD inside, or to break open the 2 TB WD elements and pull out the 2 TB WD green SATA HD inside, they are essentially not much more than caddies…

March 8, 2013

Living in a virtualised world

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 10:39 am

I’ve been busy of late, hence the dearth of new posts..

My current gig is basically summed up thus, world + dog are chasing economies wherever they can find them (a good example is regional offices that years ago would have been on leased lines now being connected by xDSL) and so ACME corp’s 447 regional offices get new Cisco 887 adsl routers and all that, and the IT management can then be outsourced and offshored…. 447 expensive leased lines dropped, the in house 500 strong IT department sacked en masse, loadsa money saved, trebles all around at the bean-counters offices.

But some cunt has to turn up with the box and physically plug in the patch cables and so on, and when, not if, when that shit breaks, some cunt has to turn up and physically reset or repair the thing that cannot be fixed remotely…. even if that someone is just a remote pair of hands for a resellers resellers resellers reseller….

Don’t get me wrong, this shit is slick, but it is a basic engineering principle that the more layers of complexity you build up, the more there is to go wrong… which is why twice in the last week alone the NatWest Bank customers have seen all the ATM‘s simply stop working and no on-line banking either, and this is being repeated across the nation in all things IT.

Like the song says, Do your fucking job till the end

Till your job ends that is…. meanwhile back at the gig the crowd I work for are all gung ho, gangbusters and corporate image, which is fucking great while it lasts, which is by definition going to be a finite amount of time, we are hyenas feeding on corpses, for the moment it is a banquet…

I smile sweetly at them all, and friday rolls around and I think to myself that is another week’s money grabbed, wonder what next week will bring, because you see I am old enough and cynical enough to know that in this solyent green world, the crowd I work for can disappear with as little warning as the jobs of those we are replacing with little Cisco boxes (themselves now made in the Czech republic, oh the irony) went down the swannee…

They tell me about all the valuable skills and qualifications I can earn while working for them, and there is an element of truth in that, but I had valuable skills and qualifications in my previous trade of marine engineering, and they don’t put food on the table today, but my survivalist attitudes to life do, so what is more useful to me?

Never take a job you aren’t prepared to walk away from on a moment’s notice is a good motto, because already in this young and dynamic company I can see signs of the rot setting in, and the infection is spreading a lot faster than it did 20 years ago… I see this all over now, they will give some guy a £25k car to turn up at the customers premises in, because it looks good, but no 5 dollar uniform sweatshirt, just wear something of your own, and if you are given any tools they came from walmart, it is utter fucking madness…. exactly the same brand of utter fucking madness that created the jobs in do in the first place… by sacking all the IT staff and sticking in a remotely managed router and some switches.

Of course VOIP is all the rage, so when the cute little cabinet goes down the ACME corp regional office does not just disappear from the HQ WAN, all the fucking phone lines go down too… how many of these sites have all this shit running on a UPS, even a cheap and nasty will only keep it running for ten minutes SOHO job from APC or similar?

You got it, haven’t seen a single fucking one yet….

It is fucking dreadfully incompetent and amateurish, I don’t give a flying fuck how swish and fancy and cute all this remotely managed Cisco kit is, WHEN IT IS WORKING, I don’t care how impressive the tricks are that you can do, WHEN IT IS WORKING, I don’t care with what ease you can do quite complex tasks, WHEN IT IS WORKING, all I see is a system that studiously ignores the 9,000lb gorilla in the room, what the fuck do you do when it stops working, and their answer to that is to point at dudes like me…. whoooosh…

So anyway I’m chilling after a job yesterday with another of the field engineers, who is of a similar age to me, and we are discussing this, and the one thing my extensive experience has taught me…. and this is from the year dot of web servers on…

  1. The least likely person to bork such a box is the field engineer sat there physically in front of it, in true CYA mode he covers his ass at every step, when I am asked to type in console commands for a box that has lost connectivity to a remote IT management centre I read and spell everything back phoenetically, and then ask them, do you want me to press return now? No matter how simple the command.
  2. The MOST likely person to bork such a box is the remotely connected tech telnetting in or whatever, they don’t give a fuck, and this is before they get confused between the three other field techs they are talking to simultaneously to me.
  3. The MORE of a wizard the remote tech is, the WORSE they will bork the box…

All of which means that instead of us field guys being remote waldoes for the megamind remote admin guys, which is how all this shit is marketed by the bean-counters, we are just another point of failure, for exactly the same reasons that someone playing Call of Duty will have a different approach to a crunchie on the ground in Afdiggastan with actual bullets flying around…Networkfailure

Now these people, if you push them, will admit that there are things like the graphic above, a “cascade failure”, but these same cunts have never had to RECOVER from one, because the fact is they have never been in one, of if they have, they were but one node…

I can distinctly remember being in a large hydroelectric turbine hall when a (local) cascade failure hit, because one of the turbines was tripped out by a vibration sensor, which they think was caused by a log getting down into the vent, so one goes down, and it takes aaaaaages to spin down, but the SOUND is indescribably different when it is not under load, and then the next one went because it was overloaded thanks to the first one going down, and then then remaining three went almost together…. and everyone is stood there looking at each other and the hall lighting goes out, and emergency DC lighting flicks on and the turbines continue to spool down… it is the most eerie motherfucking experience… and it took on the onsite diesel gen set and four hours or work before they could start spooling up again, another two hours to get the first two turbines synced to the grid, and another four hours for the remaining three.

But they had ENGINEERS on site, not fucking remote wizards and the only thing on-site some field techs told on a phone press this button now, now press this one, now type this in, now move that cable from here to there, OK I’m in, you can go to the next job ta….

SLA’s, well SLA’s are fulfilled if the resellers reseller can get a warm body on site within 4 hours, that warm body doesn’t have to actually DO anything, or FIX anything, he is just there so the SLA penalties can’t be invoked.

What the people I am currently working for do not know, that I do, is this.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEORY AND PRACTICE, IS GREATER IN PRACTICE THAN IN THEORY.

So what happens in extreme cases, well someone ships a new box down, and it gets swapped out and we see if that fixes the problem, the only thing rarer than a UPS is the proverbial “smoking gun” when responding to an error call, nobody know what went wrong or what the causes were, and nobody gives a fuck, this job has had a 2 hour slot allocated to it, and that’s all there is.

Various three letter government agencies are waffling on about the threat of cyber terrorism, and hackers are getting sent to gitmo for 999 years of waterboarding pre trial, but the fact is that the real terrorists are all the fucking beancounters putting these bastard systems in place in the first fucking place, it isn’t IF it falls over, it is WHEN it falls over.

Currently these failures ain’t that bad, wossname bank goes down for 6 hours, wossname ISP goes down for 8 hours, wossname supermarket goes down for 4 hours, but no measures are being put in place to improve on this, on the contrary…. the opposite is what is happening.

Currently, cascade failures in IT have been confined to so called fucked up countries where fucked up stuff like the so called arab spring uprisings were going on, and again shit was blamed of guvvmint shutting shit down, hasn’t YET happened to a western country on the scale of the seventies east coast USA power grid cascade failure, which was ultimately caused by ONE part dying…  hasn’t happened YET.

But it’s gonna, why else is everyone getting the pre – emptive bullshit excuses in place about digital pearl harbours.

And it is not just ACME corp and your local supermarket and your local mobile phone shop doing this shit, it is also your local Court of law, your local Police station, your local lawyers, your local bank, your local hospital, and the technology is spreading in all these places.

Sure, they may well have a diesel genny out back that can be fired up to keep the lights on, but what fucking use is that when packets carrying everything from data to voice suddenly find no routes outside the LAN?

Which reminds me, next week’s money I need to buy myself a new NAS box and a couple of WD Red 3tb disks… lol

 

February 27, 2013

Enough do

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 10:11 am

Been a bit too busy with work and life to update here recently, but none of that stops me from observing the world.

One of the things I want to touch on today is “Enough do“, for example as in “why do spammers send out all this crap, surely no-one is dumb enough to buy it!!”

The answer is of course “Enough do (to make it worthwhile)”

This is a cool little thing that you can apply across the board, why do guys just ignore my profile and send me horrible cut and pasted “wanna fuk?” messages, surely no wimminz can go for this!!!

Enough do, to make it worthwhile.

Why do guys ask me if I want to spend 30 minuted getting fucked by their alsatian / GSD? Sure no wimminz can go for this!!!

Enough do, to make it worthwhile.

And right there is an interesting and valuable bit of knowledge, the only sound you hear is those complaining “why do they do?“, but you never hear a peep from anyone else, but the “why do they do?” are the canary in the coal-mine, and their actions tell us that the thing we never hear about is ALWAYS present.

If it is always present, then “Enough do” to make it worthwhile.

God knows, I have banged on enough about “My wife won’t take it up the ass” to which the answer is “Not from you, at least…”

So the same rules apply here

Pick a random wimminz, does it occur to you that she will kneel for Rover, probably not, and if you asked her about her sexual tastes and even if she was liberated and honest you’d get an answer like “no pee poo or pain” and a pause and “and of course it goes without saying, no kids or animals” (if it goes without saying, why did you need to say it?)

All of which you might buy, at face value.

But there is the old “Enough do” to make it worthwhile, which means there are people out there, constantly, asking if they do, so now we are down to statistics, there is an x% chance that she has been asked to do this thing, and there is a y% chance that she has done that thing, and all we can say with confidence is two statements.

  1. Because of “Enough do”, we can be extremely confident that both x and y are above zero
  2. Because the rest of the data is unknown / hidden / denied / etc, we have no idea what the actual value of x and y are.

It’s a variation on Schroedinger’s cat….

In this variation you have to open the house door to find out if the wimminz is humping Rover, but if you open the front door, they are no going to be / are going to stop humping.

We could ask the spammers, the guys asking the wimminz if they want to fuck the GSD, but just as the wimminz will understate the case and nobody ever fell for a spamvert, these guys will overstate the case and claim they are wildly successful, the truth, well, that lies somewhere in between.

All you need to remember is ENOUGH DO.

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“Enough do” is a bit like NAWALT, it implies that enough don’t, but if you look intelligently at what we have been discussing, you will see there is no data on that whatsoever.

What colour is that house over there on the hill?

This side is white.

We simply have no data on the other side.

We simply have no data beyond “Enough do” to do any kind or sorting on wimminz into two categories, those that might, and those that won’t, so unless you can split “all wimminz” into two groups, those that are not like that, and those that are, you have to accept that any individual wimminz might, which means you have to treat wimminz as AWALT.

this is a fundamental issue, you cannot take macro global facts and apply them at an individual level, they not only cease to be valid, they cease to be true.

If there are sufficient numbers of wimminz around that a “wanna fuk my GSD?” generates an “enough do” response to continue to ask the question, this is a shotgun strategy, some pellets are going to hit someone in the crowd.

trying to pick the ones who have never been hit in the past, haven’t been hit now, and who will never be hit in the future… well, what are next week’s lottery jackpot numbers.

AWALT

Enough do.

February 16, 2013

Show me something new, for fuck’s sake

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 1:45 pm

Depending where you go, you will get a lot of shit about fucking lots of different wimminz, just a PUA loser blah blah blah….

In a not too dissimilar vein, a guy who has worked 10 jobs a year for the last 10 years knows a damn sight more about companies and employment and hiring and so on than the guy who has worked one job.

If there is one thing banging lots of chicks teaches you it is that the range of their bullshit is as limited and unimaginative as the range of the HR departments in the 100 different companies in the other example above… cookie cutter bullshit.shit

No pwintheth, your cwithith ithn’t sthpethial just because it features you in the starring role.

Nor is it new, different, interesting, entertaining, cute, sexy, sassy or anything else.

There was a bar I knew years ago, I once ever had a drink there, just to be the only customer, I used to drink next door, which was packed to the rafters, the first place used to open at 10 am and close at 3 am, so open for 17 hours straight 7 days a week.

They played Fawlty Towers, non stop, back to back, nothing else, so while I quite liked Fawlty, you have to remember they only ever made twelve episodes, each running about half an hour… so about seven hours of programming, on a loop, 17 hours a day, 119 hours a week, I subconsciously learned more Fawlty script sitting next-door in the busy bar than I ever did actually watching the shit or re-reruns on telly.

Sit me down today and put Fawlty on and it leaves me stone cold dead, bored fucking shitless, yo had better be PAYING my fucking ass a per hour rate to sit here and watch this shit, and it better be a lot, and fuck it I don’t need the money kthxbye

Yeah I know pwinthethth, you think your shit and your drama and your ass is all new, it ain’t, it’s just another tired old re-run, heard it all before, seen it all before, trust me I wish you did have some new shit to pull, I might stick around just to see it, out of novelty value.

But no, it is the same old same old.

And *****THAT***** is why, when you decide that you are worth more than I am interested in giving you or taking from you, your passing bothers me just exactly about as much as the fact that I am not sat outside that bar listening to fucking fawlty fucking towers re-runs all day long.

Bitches complain that guys pester them and just won’t leave them alone and all that jazz, but when you actually do do the KTHXBYE and move on and never contact them again, what happens is they go through a whole range of entitled princess shit, waiting for you to text, can’t believe he ain’t gonna text, fuck me he really ain’t gonna text, god-DAMN he really really isn’t gonna text, and now I have left it waaaay to late to text him cos he’ll know etc etc etc

Meanwhile back in the real world of my life all the drama is as unique an interesting as the dialogue in Fawlty.. “is no rat, is hamster”  ha-fucking-ha

No bitch, when I ask you what YOU have to offer ME, fawlty re-runs starring you as Sybil don’t cut it, but it’s all avoidance and same old same old subterfuge, because when it comes right down to it, and the question becomes what do YOU have to offer ME bitch, that’s the question they don’t want to acknowledge, because that particular piggy bank is quite empty, and always has been.

At that point they may try and emulate the little boy in the sweet shop with no money, all cute and maybe the shopkeeper will take pity, but what they are is the penniless hobo trying to gain admission to a good restaurant, it ain’t pretty.

One of my common refrains to wimminz who try to get a little close is “I will not accept less than you have previously given away for free” which is all very nice and logical, but it is very tough, because it is only a few very short steps from nice young virgin, to has had a cock in every hole at least once, to has had two, and before you know it there is fuck all new to offer me, and you sure as fucking shit better not even THINK about offering me less, because that is a personal insult, because that rates me a lower than these guys you gave it away for free to, and where are they now bitch?

Again, a common feature of all these scenarios is when the penny starts dropping miss motormouth bitch who could talk for hours without pausing or drawing breath suddenly sees words like she is shitting cactus plants, the smaller the better, the fewer the better.

you get 4 and 5 word sentences, and short words, not many letters, not many syllables.

yeah, you can walk away, but it bothers me as much as the penniless hobo who didn’t get in to my restaurant, I’m going to miss you as much as the turd I flushed down to the coast yesterday.

Welcome to the brave new world, where there is no more play before pay, where there is no more liar loan self certification, or promises to pay that are never cashed in.

In this brave new world we cut out all the shit before you even get to sit down at the negotiating table, because my business model isn’t hurt one iota if nobody ever sits at that negotiating table.

Universally, if they ever get to this point, wimminz will all say the same thing, they will say “WHAT DO YOU WANNA HEAR?” well bitch, I don’t wanna HEAR shit, I wanna SEE shit, we are so far beyond talk…. some, will be self aware enough to know they have nothing of value to offer you, and will struggle with that concept.

But get this, this is still the negotiation table, ALL we do at this table is negotiate, there is no guarantee of any kind of deal or sale, all we have been doing to date is ensuring that the two people sat at the negotiating table are dealing honestly, and whether or not a deal is done, no hard feelings either way.

What, the wimminz cry, MORE fucking hoops to jump through… so don’t jump bitch, walk your skanky ass outta here.

The kind of guy we are describing here… he is the fucking anti-christ to feminazis… so think of it like being mosquito repellent, and the mosquitoes trying the shaming language, dude, if you weren’t so smelly and dirty you’d be sooooooo much more attractive to us.

Just because something got through the mosquito repellent doesn’t mean you want it on your skin, but, and this is an important but, almost 99.999% of those things that you would not mind at all being on your skin will be repelled by a guy they see associating with mosquitoes.

Fucking fat skanky hoes is like riding a Honda 90, it’s better than walking but no other fucker ever better see you do it…. if you ever do it in public the hotter wimminz will avoid you like the fucking plague you are.

I’m not saying any of these bitches are prize material, but at least you can sit down at the negotiating table with them, which is more than you can say for mosquitoes…

It isn’t new, but it isn’t as old and tired as the same old same old re-run dreck all the other wimminz come out with, and brothers just because you can make this classification / separation, don’t even go anywhere near thinking you are on track to the elusive NAWALT filter…. it doesn’t fucking exist.

It isn’t new, but it does give you time to get on with your life, and not spend it swatting mossies, or worse still thinking they are butterflies and chasing after them with a net…

It isn’t new, but at least you can go to sleep at night knowing you haven’t played a part in maintaining the entitlement pwinthethth  syndrome out there is la-la-land, which they hilariously call real life…

It isn’t new, but it does give you the time and patience to flick through some other wimminz channels, and see some other re-runs, some of which you have only seen a few times, perhaps few enough you have nothing better to do that watch this one once more, hell, it keeps your balls drained and your status in the world reaffirmed, that’s a good thing.

February 14, 2013

As dumb as a box of rocks.

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 11:25 am

You know, sometimes you know in advance it is futile, but you have a go anyway, partly to kick the nest, partly WTF why not, partly because you want to reassess and reconfirm some things.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-02-13/23-america-illiterate

And so, on a swingers site I sometimes frequent, where “safe sex” is defined as vaginal or anal sex with a condom, oral sex without, in the same session, and where “bareback” is defined as dangerous and irresponsible, I decided to kick the nest.

I pointed out some facts, like condoms reduce the transmission of chlamydia by up to 26%, gonorrhoea by up to 60%, and HIV by up to 82%

I pointed out that a risk reduced by 50% equated to two fucks with a condom being the same risk as one fuck bareback with that same person.

I pointed out that whatever protection vaginal and anal sex with a condom offered, that protection was nullified the instant you indulged in oral sex in that same session with the same person(s)

I pointed out that the condom was really good at preventing infections from travelling into the penis during sex.

I pointed out that the condom actually increased the risks for transmission of some STD’s

I backed it all up with fact, suggested people go and read http://www.who.int/bulletin/volumes/82/6/454.pdf for a starting point.

I spoke nothing but truth and facts.

I had a few private messages from people telling me that I was wasting my time because most people on the site were too stupid to tip water out of a boot with the instructions written on the bottom.

I had a loooooong thread in which every single person, most of them wimminz, wilfully misinterpreted everything I said, and tried to indulge in shaming language to shut me up.

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It’s not because the bitches do not know, or do not agree with what I was saying.

It’s like the looking for cocks, must be 9+” adverts / profiles, people thing these adverts profiles were written for us, the single men reading them.

They weren’t.

They were written for the niggerz these wimminz live with and are in relationshits with.

The one thing I said that was studiously ignored was when I pointed out that out of the last ten people I had met and fucked off that site, every single one of them had safe sex written in their advert, but not one of them even mentioned condoms in the flesh.

So what the fuck is it?

Well, even niggerz need to be fed crumbs to keep them believing the wimminz bullshit and to keep working at that relationshit.

“See honey, it says in my H^H^H^ our profile, safe sex only, that I only bareback with my man, which is you baby”

“See honey, not just any cock, only the rare and freakishly deformed 9+ inchers is what it says in our profile, because you are my man and you have a wonderful cock”

You see what is being done, that which they are seeking is being portrayed as something quite outside and unconnected with the relationshit, something that not only does not threaten or demean or denigrate any part of the relationshit, but something that actually strengthens it.

Yes baby, us getting an extra man or two in our bed every week really shows how strong and loving and real our relationshit is.

uh-huh, and if you object it be because you don’t trust the bitch and you is a controlling abusive mofo, and it’s not like it was your permission that was being sought anyway…

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So there is illiteracy and falling educational standards and a lack of interest in anything except what the kardashians are doing today, but that isn’t the big issue, rather it is a consequence of it, collateral damage.

The big issue is you will never get anyone to understand something that their lifestyle and welfare depends upon them not understanding…. and depends on nobody else letting the cat out of the bag either…

These skewed versions of reality where there aren’t that many 9+ inch cocks out there, and hey the guy lied to me/us and measured from the asshole forwards, but he is here now so I am gonna ride that nice average cock, and while you are looking niggerz dear it is safe sex, maybe, buy you just play with me a bit while I suck this bad boys cock bare because that is safe sex too.

As anyone in sales knows, the best salesmen are the ones who are either wildly cynical manipulative or psychopathic, or those who buy their own bullshit hook line and sinker.

And that pretty much sums up all the wimminz and niggerz.

And that pretty much sums up why stating facts and evidence and hard science, as I did above, is like poking a wasps nest with a stick.

And that pretty much sums up the essential ingredient that makes porn work, nobody ever made a porn film where the bitch actually SAID anything that was not overtly sexual.

And that pretty much sums up looking at some bitches pix on the net and thinking “damn, I’d hit that” and then you have to content with the reality, a bitch that says something not overtly sexual.

And that pretty much sums up why some guys will say to other, what the fuck did you dump that Julie chick for, she had the most amazing body.

And that pretty much sums up so called modern male erectile dysfunction and lack of arousal.

It’s not that you are as thick as shit that makes you unfuckable bitch, it is the attitude you have, the attitude that depends on you being as thick as shit and denying reality and surrounding yourself with equally delusional psycho skank ho girlfriends and pussy begging niggerz, and that’s the ones with the good bodies….

It is for these people that ancient phrases such as You can take a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink, were made for.

Me daring to chuck some FACTS about safe sex etc into the arena wasn’t about educating the illiterate and ignorant, it was me threatening the very existence of the wilfully dumb and stupid, and so within no time at all a thread is full of a hundred wimminz telling me what a worthless small penis living in his mother’s basment never get a real woman loser I am, and 99% of them were clinically obese or other wise unfuckable anyway.

And then I get one pretty damn hot and quite fuckable wimminz start sending me private messages, and when I woke up this morning I find that when she woke up this morning one of the first things she did was sit down at the computer and send me another one.

So, by deliberately setting out to alienate the unfuckable heifers in the herd, what happens, the remaining fuckable ones sit up and take notice.

It’s a tough life being an UN-reconstructed misogynistic cave man.. lol

 

 

February 12, 2013

Theresa Atkinson’s offer of a drink was turned down by victim David Short

Filed under: Wimminz — wimminz @ 2:08 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2277439/Drunk-bar-tiff-caused-deaths-people-mother-Dale-Cregans-friend-turned-member-victims-family.html

February 10, 2013

You don’t know jack shit

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 2:46 pm

You don’t have to know Jack Shit, or any other MSM journo, you only have to trawl some of the *very* popular websites, to know that the MSM journo’s also read those sites, and it is with heartbeat regularity that you find stories that ran on one of these websites running three days later on a MSM channel / newspaper / broadcast.

These websites in question are not visited by mere thousands or mere tens of thousands of people, nor are the people who visit them basement dwelling lusers with small penises, nor do they all deal with world or warcraft shit.normal_ATT148

What I am seeing more and more of, is serious speciality websites with millions of educated adult users, increasing going off the main topic which they were created for, and talking about something else, and the thing is, they are all talking about the same thing.

Look at this and this for two examples…. both from Zerohedge

There are waaay too many people talking about this stuff on a daily basis, and yet these are the very stories that the MSM does not copy and paste from these sites of website… coinkydink? I think not.

I participate in a swingers website, it is a useful tool to get free cunt, but even there shit like this is getting discussed…

One of the other topics getting discussed is the recent UK horse meat as beef scandal.

When I pointed out that Findus advertising 100% horse as 100% beef was no more dishonest that some skanky wimminz on the swinging site advertising 100% land whale as 100% BBW you can imagine the uproar, much of it from wimminz, but most of it from niggerz eager to white knight the wimminz.

Which brings me to a point that I have raised many times on swingers and dating sites, truth in advertising.

Much like using the word “cunt” at every opportunity is a great litmus test for wimminz and niggerz, using the word “advert” at every opportunity instead of “profile” seems to have the same effect on dating and swingers sites.

By any rational empirical test you can care to name, my PoF profile and swingers profile are adverts, nothing more and nothing less.

There is *some* validity to an argument that on Fuckbook and Linkedluser et al these things can equally be described as profiles, but on the other hand even there you can’t actually exclude advertising generally and self promotion specifically from them.

Is an iPhone a “high PROFILE brand” or a highly promoted brand or a highly advertised brand, or are all three just different ways of saying the same thing?

Certainly, it is easier to argue the point that the land whale entitlement pwincess persona projected on a PROFILE is more acceptable than if you called that self same page an ADVERT.

And this touches nicely on the answer that ALWAYS comes up whenever you try to discuss things like “What is a BBW?” on these sites, because you don’t have to wait long for some bitch to come along and provide the definition that “If she says she feels like a BBW then she is one”

That’s great, I feel like Ravishing Rick Rude therefore I are one… form an orderly queue bitchez.

Personally I always thought ricky rood looked like an even more faggy cross between Tom Sellick and Burt Reynolds, were such a thing possible, but if I decide that I feel like RR, then I am one, according to the wimminz fruity logic.

(naturally such fruity logic is a one way street, only applies to wimminz when dealing with niggerz)

So, why is there this huge unspoken desire to call an swingers / dating advert a “profile”?

Well, it’s self delusion really, and given such levels of self delusion on an individual level it really is no wonder that the powers that be, as featured in stories such as those two from ZH linked above take the attitude that since we as individuals love bullshit so much, we should be force fed bullshit at every opportunity.

Who needs an actual SMV (sexual market value) when you can haz a “seasonally adjusted” SMV…

If you called the profile an advert, people would find it a LOT harder and more uncomfortable to write their own… for the wimminz the first adverse reaction is in 99% of the cases the same, “I don’t like it because it feels like I am selling myself” is what they say.

They usually stop talking to me altogether when I point out “baby, nobody is charging on PoF, so you’re not selling yourself, you are GIVING it away”

Contrary to popular belief, wimminz don’t have a problem selling access to their cunt, what they have a problem with is being faced with the reality that they will be advertising access to their cunt, with a big “FREE!” sign over it, and STILL not get trampled to death by swinging dick.

Nothing worse than advertising a product you can’t even fucking give away for free.

Which is contrarily why a lot of wimminz also do the whole escorting whoring thing, alongside the swinging site advert and the PoF advert, this gives extra avenues of self denial and bullshit;

Slice a cat’s throat and put a $10 sign on it and when no man can be found to fuck it all you have to do is say “They couldn’t afford my pussy”

I’m with Wilde on the whole whoring thing BTW, he asks a woman at a party if she will sleep with him for 1,000 Guineas, she says why of course Mr Wilde, he walks away and comes back to her an hour later and asks her if she will sleep with him for 1 Guinea, she says why Mr Wilde, what do you take me for, a whore? He says madam, we have already settled that, now we are just arguing about the price.

So I’m banging my young cum bucket slut earlier this weekend and her phone goes, her slutty mate, she has been offered £750 quid to fuck this fat old fuck all next weekend in her own home, of course she is going to do it, so I tell my slut to tell her I will fuck her for a pound, it doesn’t go down well, but after all we are just arguing about the price.

Come next year this story will have transformed until she was earning £1,000 a pop as an escort, and that’s just for one night, and the client was ricky rude, and they stayed in the Savoy and drank champagne and ate truffles.

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