By F(unny)MAN for The Saker blog
Following the incredibly positive comments I read after my last article, I feel again invigorated, and not anymore like an alone (and rational) castaway floating in a raft in the middle of an ocean of brainwashed Zombies. I feel how the spark of sarcasm rekindles the fires in my sick brain, and… bang! Here we go off again.
I have been reading and hearing a lot lately, that the Ukraine is like a black hole. It swallows everything you throw at it… Billions of dollars in assistance, millions of tons of military material, and (I hope not) hundreds of thousands of lives of Khokhol and its Nazi buddies(1), especially if they allow the Clown-Zirkus to remain in power for much longer without a check(2). This black hole is now swallowing the entire Energy System of the country as you read this, and attracting dangerously some of the closest objects to its orbit such as Poland, the Baltic Bonsai Countries and the neighboring EU, all of them being steered directly to the void, in suicide mode, by their (brain disabled, dim-witted, deranged and psychopathic) ruling elites.
But what are really black Holes? You can ask yourself. From an astronomical standpoint, it is simply a star (of some mass) that, at the end of its life, collapses into a point (the singularity) due to the gravity produced by its own mass. This gravity is so intense that not even light can escape from it, hence the name “Black Hole”. They can achieve this state through a variety of processes, but the end result is always the same: something from which you cannot escape if you fall within its event horizon. And that is only defined by its mass, electric charge, and momentum. Whatever falls behind its event horizon is forever out of reach of observers on the outside(3).
There might be another (more convenient) meaning for this particular Ukrainian black hole. I read in my university days an anthology edited by Jerry Pournelle, where he said that Russians never use the term, because it has some eschatological connotations… some kind of biology-related obscenity. I don’t know if it is true, but I have to say that comparing Banderastan to the black hole at the end of the digestive system of some kind of mythological beast (let’s call it Hegemon) looks like much more pertinent in this case. This end has a particularly long and interesting list of possible denominations(4).
The beast, has an insatiable hunger, if allowed it would devour us all(5). The crazy psychopaths ruling elites in the West are feeding it as quickly as possible and as much as they can (wasting in the process the wealth, health and resources of those they govern) because they are also part of the parasites sucking the life and energy off the beast. The more they throw into the mouth, the more they suck out of it. The system works perfectly for them and, what is left, once processed and liberated of most of the real substance and value, is excreted through the blackhole at the end.
After some thinking, I have to say now that: I absolutely understand why comparing the Ukraine with a black hole is perfectly valid. In both its astronomical and digestive connotations(6).
- I am sorry for the normal Ukrainian citizen conscripted into this madness; the poor average ukie Oleksander, Maksym, or Danilo brought forcibly into the slaughterhouse. Not so sorry for the Ukronazi and foreign soldiers-of-fortune, that should be given what they deserve. Preferably a Darwin Price first class.
- A check that at some point, sure is going to be unpleasantly short and Violent. And I have to say that: I am not advocating for such a reckoning, just pointing that when the things start to look bad, and I mean REAL BAD. The Puppet Masters in the shadows of the deepy bottom (AKA Deep State) are going to tie up all the Ukrainian loose ends Olenivka Style… You know, the POW Camp full of Azov Guys, “accidentally” bombed by the Ukraine. Because, you know, dead heroes don’t speak unwittingly about committed atrocities and war crimes or money stolen and laundered, given the chance.
- If the Ukraine were an astronomical black hole, its event horizon should be more or less at the border with Poland, once the Money or the Supplies pass this point, there is no way to know what happened to them… specially the money… FTX Crypto anyone? Some Theoretical Physicists even say that the swallowed matter can end in another universe! I am sure the money ends in another universe, the Universe where the US Democrat (or Republican, there is no difference) Party Politicians exists.
- For example and just as clarification. The technical name in Latin would be “podex”, in Latin vulgaris “asinum foraminis”. In French would be “le connard”, In medical English it would be the “anus” and in plain and colloquial Murican it would be just the “asshole”.
- No matter how much is feed, Hegemon is dying due to a severe parasitosis (parasite infestation) the parasites being the usual suspects.
- We all know how the digestive system works, and what comes out from it at the end… if you haven’t guessed it yet… you only have to just look at the kind of help (be it supplies, wunderwaffen or support) that the VSU is receiving. Or much better, hear or read what comes out from the loudmouth of anyone in the “Clown-Zirkus” to understand what it is (Late example: the Statements about the bombing of Poland with the damm cursed ruskie-rockets, or about not-really-killing Russian POW) Pure and utter Bullshit.
This from the Orthodox Saint, Paisios of Mt. Athos (1924–1994), last century:
…now a vaccine has been developed to combat a new disease, which will be obligatory and those taking it will be marked… Later on, anyone who is not marked with the number 666 will not be able to either buy or sell, to get a loan, to get a job, and so forth. My thinking tells me that this is the system through which the Antichrist has chosen to take over the whole world, and people who are not part of this system won’t be able to find work and so on — whether black or white or red; in other words, everyone he will take over through an economic system that controls the global economy, and only those who have accepted the seal, the mark of the number 666, will be able to participate in business dealings.
—Elder Paisios—The Signs of the Times, p.204, Holy Monastery of Mount Athos / Distributed by AtHOS; 1st edition, (2012)
Revelation 20:10
10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
Yes, I can see the idea or think of a black hole, but let’s not kid ourselves to the reality of an ending to all things we see even though it may be long off. The warning shot should be there is great deception taught to our leaders and flows down to the general populations. The leadership in the western nations teach woke, LGBT, etc., most of the words population reject these teachings based in immortality. However, the leadership had to learn these evil practices from someone or something. There is a spiritual world we can’t always see.
If you still don’t believe in the satanic madness of America and its enslaved appurtenances…
Biotechnology provides you with unlimited ways, quite frankly, to injure or kill billions of people…I’m very concerned…that path will be used for depopulation massive, because I can’t think of any benign explanation….
-Dr. Mike Yeadon, former vice president and chief scientist for allergies and respiratory diseases at Pfizer, interview, April 7, 2021; lifesitenews.com
What comes out of the rectum of the Ukrainian black hole will be 10 million additional liability refugees dumped on the doorstep of Poland. A population that has been stripped of men in their prime and women of childbearing age who have already fled.
How the 10 million refugees are to be divided up between NATO countries remains to be seen. Post war GDP would seem to be a reasonable solution, which would put a bulk of them into the USA. The problem is these refugees have the wrong skin color to meet current political correctness. That will be when the USA discovers they are Nazi and are thus verboten.
Today afternoon ..there been Russian massive missile attack on Energy infrastructure in the 404 country- 14 major cities (include Kyiv) also major black out in the Moldova…..elensky days are likely numbered…..
Goodness, once again I pause in my musings, visualising the long intestinal parasite Cestode, long, flat and utterly destructive, and it’s analogous character with the Pirate Empire gutter elites, to come to Saker and find you also have been thinking along the same lines.
It had to be, of course. As Putin told the world recently, America has not made its fortune, its highly privileged and rich lifestyle, purely on productive capacity, but on leaching from other other nations, primarily recently, Africa. As has France, I might add. This is parasitism on a grand scale.
As we know, a successful parasite makes sure it doesn”t kill it’s host. Indeed, the best parasites manage to morph along with the host into a symbiotic relationship; if your host needs you even a little, it will tolerate you and survive leaving you with a home, a food source. But a failed parasite drains its host to death, and thus condemns itself, which is exactly what the American Hegemon tapeworm has done and is doing.
Now, it’s past the point of no return.
Shortsighted, as are all Cestodes, it failed to learn the history of the last 5000 yrs, since we entered the Age of Empire ; that all Empires have a life span of about 200 – 350– yrs. This one has been shorter, but it’s end was always inevitable because it couldnt see and calculate reality over it’s own narcissistic desires. And now? it’s like the Bard says ”
“There is a tide in the affairs of men
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.”
The tide of the American Empire has turned. At the flood, it could and should have shown much graciousness, generosity, understanding and kind co-operative thought. But it missed the tide, and now that tide is running against it.
Who can have missed the eery oddity of the way that, no matter what the Hegemon does against Russia, the evil turns against it. The arrow misses it’s target and turns around to hit America From the aggression in Georgia, the Chechen wars, The sanctions, this Ukraine / NATO war, as Putin said ”whatever poison they prepare for us, they will drink it themselves’.
Their star has sunk;. the tide is running hard against them. No matter what they do, they will not only fail, but will pay over and over.
All they can do is acknowledge this fact, pack up and go home. God knows, there is enough to do there. But they cannot succeed in anything against Russia now.
I’ve noticed that with everything the US and the West throws at Russia, it seems that God Almighty is showing His mighty hand.
Russia asks for God’s help, and receives it. The West does not.
In Cordyceps vs Ant we have a parasite that kills its host.
Here is a fuller quotation:
“There is a tide in the affairs of men
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat;
And we must take the current when it serves,
Or lose our ventures.”
Well said.
The term “Broken Arrow” was a term used for rogue Military nuclear malfeasance. Which was only narrowly averted, and WWlll, in the Polish missile hoax but for a few photos of an ordinary Polish citizen.
History can be poetic:
“There, at the end of the world, they are hard people. They are people who, when they become angry, would rather die by their own swords.”
The Mongol Invasion of Ukraine 1223 AD – quote @ 11:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkZflNk5uQY
“Hegemon is dying due to a severe parasitosis (parasite infestation) the parasites being the usual suspects.”
If you have parasites, you don’t get faster, stronger and better like the US empire.
The US since 9/11 has indeed expanded and refined and gone beyond the imagination in consolidating power/wealth/colonization in spectacular ways that if the US wasn’t so dangerous, one would simply admire just how easy it’s been and just how ineffectual the self-serving Chinese, Russians and international order have been in aiding and abetting the US empire and have time and time again shown willingness and preference for doing business with them…and ONLY invoked competing economic alliances when they felt that their access and trade relationship with the US and it’s colonies was being threatened under the already one-sided trade arrangements that both were seemingly happy to accept.
1) Hauwei is Blackberry…and that’s when China should have gotten frosty but China was more than silent as it too benefited by destroying a viable iPhone competitor hiding behind illegal US sanctions invoking national security to do nothing more than seize trade advantage, force patent surrender, forfeit data collection. encryption and privacy and TELL the BRICS where and when they can trade.
The US has been spectacularly successful in spite of a world opinion (the little people) being one where the US is the only threat and it’s brands are toxic, expensive and obsolete. The US has had NO resistance esp in the EU of having wildly unpopular (dare I say illegal gov’ts) destroy the rule of law, constitutions, adopting American standards for American benefits at foreign expense, violent police states, increased military spending, etc. with nary a whimper…. You know a whimper like how Franco died in his sleep in 1975 after a successful brutal military dictatorship right in the heart of EU during the cold war. Ditto for Portugal and Greece.
2) China and Russia needed the example of Libya to finally sorta not, but kinda, maybe, continue legitimize or not the UNSC? Would have thought Yugoslavia would have sufficed, no?
Whether it be Chinese investment/partnerships and the dumb African regimes that thought that the Chinese would be some form of leverage against…AFRICOM?? and it’s ‘terrorist’ proxies. Easy as pie since the Chinese see their own people as expendable in much the way Putin saw Kherson as a ‘strategic’ sacrifice for the greater good and then whine about how are Nazis are really bad people??
Russia fooling Ukrainians into taking a chance on Putin’s tough guy red line with actually endorsing Russia, only to be sold like cattle or murdered in cold blood and shown on Telegram. (You could have armed them to at least defend themselves, no? Russia could have provided material for ‘guerilla’ resistance to make it harder for Nazis to grab ‘traitors’…
(Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war
For a leading role in a cage?
Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd
or less subtle…
“How are you come
…with your hands on head
or the trigger of your gun”
Guns of Brixton, The Clash)
3) Putin and Xi get polite applause talking about international law and how they follow it.
Well no…US sanctions are in fact blockades under international law and declarations of war. Since those countries as well as US colonies were more than happy to deal with it (and starve children too) as well US demands to enter any country and kidnap foreign nationals (or US citizens abroad Hello) and transport them to ‘torture centers’ to be killed or forced confessions like the western church of yesteryear. One would have thought the EU would have seen this as a betrayal of ‘European values’ here…but no.
Is that anymore despicable than tough guy Putin now forced to sniff the jock straps of the Saudi headchoppers in spite dazzling everyone with his own version of ‘virtue signalling’ Russia’s contempt for that medievalist society.
Russia can work with KSA as it turns it out which of course means forgetting Kerry telling the KSA/OPEC to glut the market or else to drive the Russia economy (Alberta’s economy too yeah! ;-) into the ground.
China will do whatever Australia or Canada tells it to do and slather over the prospects of the US pulling the trigger on another Chinese entity (come on down Tik Tok) being removed from the competitive and lucrative data pooling making Chinese companies less profitable, less investment worthy and devalued assets while news robber barons like Murdoch or RH Thompson can continue to make free money from state intervention…like robbing it’s citizens to then transfer BIG PILES of public money to US directed private information cartels with no public revenue model being offered to even demonstrate that there is a need to do so and thus looking like a obvious system of colonial tithing.
It’s 2022 and the writer is really lacking a honest contextual insight into the West…black holes have event horizons? or anuses? and are full of parasites or….?
DECKER: …The whole thing’s a weapon. It must be.
KIRK: What does it look like?
DECKER: Well, it’s miles long, with a maw that could swallow a dozen star ships. It destroys planets, chops them into rubble.
KIRK: What is it, an alien ship? Or is it alive, or is it
DECKER: Both or neither. I don’t know.
The Doomsday Machine
OG Star Trek
transcript
http://www.chakoteya.net/StarTrek/35.htm
After reading your opening lines and skimming the rest Fred, I now understand why what is happening in Canada is, and why the Schwab poodle Turdeau has gripped power there, and is driving it into totalitarian ruin.
“If you have parasites, you don’t get faster, stronger and better like the US empire.”
What on earth are you smoking?
That threw me as well, the US is run by the chief parasites, which feeds on all cast below them.
Hi Fred…
I have been having quite complicated times lately, can you… you know… pass me along the same thing you are smoking. It must be really good stuff, at least tell us where you do get it, don’t be greedy…
Apropos, thanks to Volker, Laina, jgk, Eric, Apiarian, hardrockfan229, and all others who brought me back to life with the nice comments last week… If I could, I would thank you in person.
F(unny)MAN
I know how hard this shit can be. Even to the point of people showing up to the house you live in harassing you, just from comments posted on the internet, not even articles.
The world needs you and others like you. Keep your head up(you helped raise mine again). You got this just let it flow from the heart.
In French it would be « le trou du cul », since « connard », which is usually translated as « asshole » is actually derived from « con », which originally meant « vagina », but is now only used in the sense of dumb.
Sorry, I am no French speaker…
the dangers of trusting Google Translate.
F(unny)MAN
Use Yandex Fman. It’s way way better. Also Yandex Search enging these days finds you things Google hides.
Fully agree have thought of Ukraine as a black hole since before the invasion. Perfect analogy.
Sad to watch though. I feel for all sides especially the cannon fodder, the innocent people caught up in this madness and for the cold blooded murder of RF soldiers. Even feel bad for Zelensky at times who is obviously a dead man walking. As for the mercs and nazis not so much.
Good article again…
“If we could read the secret history of our enemies we should find in each man’s life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility”(Henry Longfellow)
I’ve been reading all the about the black hole, (thank you FM), and the whole black saga of the belching out smoke and all the terrible devilish evils imaginable, and Ukraine …what a scoop for the msm, for the hard-head puppeteers of misery, a country full of light is seen as darkness. The praasite is world wide and slouches about unrecognized that is a problem indeed.
YourLongfellow quote, excellent!! Folks are interested in themselves first and not others, unless they are like them, agree with their mindsets, support them and so on and on into the valley of dull, dullness, boredom and gruesom death. ‘Love your neighbour’; is more than nice feelings and nice words, get over your self basically.
If you are boring to me, I am boring to you, it’s awful, it will kill you.
The real black hole is neoliberism and it exists since 40 years and more.
Ukraine is just a small small planet devoured after many others, but it stands on the border between the black hole and Russia, which is itself neoliberist in its economic structure.
So we could say that Ukraine war is just an internal affair of the black hole devouring the planet, step by step, to reach the border of China.
It happens that China is not a neoliberal state, it has a centralized economy controlled by the state. In China is the only state that has not entered the neoliberal black hole, it keeps the big capitals under state control, it actually works as an antidote to neoliberism.
So the real deal is: will someone be able to stop the spreading of the black hole on the planet? Meaning, will someone stop the privatization of nations, of their whole economic systems eaten up by financialization? Will someone be able to stop the process that moves the money from public to private funds? Will someone put an end to neoliberism that sucked up all power from the states and give it to a 1% of wealthy elites?
It needs to be said that the ONLY part of the world where this is happening is China.
Russia is fully integrated in neoliberism, at the moment. So the war in Ukraine is just another spread of the black hole, it doesn’t matter who the winner will be.
If Russia pulls herself out of the black hole and develops a no neoliberal economy in the same way China does, then it could survive the black hole sucking and keeps herself alive as en entity.
But is this happening?
Is Russia moving from a neoliberal system to a state controlled one?
…likely…this war will speed it up…..
Hi Fab. I agree with your statement and have the same questions. I wander who in Russia , creates and manages the money. Yet I tend to fantasize that the ressources backing up their money, like natural gas, oil, uranium, gold and such would be controlled by the State with the majority (the 51% I guess).
Of course it depends on how much corruption there is in the government. I heard that Putin did a significant effort to eradicate that corruption and keep oligarchs under control, with a line like “ as long as you don’t interfere in politics, you can keep your money”.
Also, I think the government has control over the strategic industries.
Again, for me, the question is who controls the creation and management of the money.
There is also the rather opaque subject of foreign banks invested in those industries, like Morgan in Gasprom.
Yet, the facts seem to talk in favor of a sovereign Russia which is clashing with the “neoliberal” agenda and ideology… but, who knows?
Hi funny man and thank you.
The analogies of black hole and parasite fit well… even though one might take the defense of the black hole who can’t speak back, or of the parasites who are run by Life’s intelligence, unlike the gods-wanna-be most disconnected from Source.
Black holes and parasites fascinate me. As you said, the idea that a somehow finite black hole in our universe might be a door to a whole universe is mind blowing. It is a little bit like taking a break from the mundane, listening to a good astrophysicist who tells a great story.
As far as parasites, I am impressed at their survival strategies as well as the levels of cooperation with other parasites. Stephen Harrod Buhner is a delightful expert that save many lives, in particular from Lyme disease and co-infections. Of course I have an aversion for ticks, tapeworms, staph’, or amibae, and yet there are not any more abusive than any other creature. We all live off a host.
Of course, if we really step back in the garden of Eden, then we are part of the mother organism. We are all Her. That “step back” is more an evolutionary step, when/where we are aware of the wholeness of phenomena, reaching the lost innocence from “the fall”, now with consciousness. Full circle or spiral. It is the magician archetype which recreates that wholeness of innocence. The other 4 archetypes would be “the orphan”(powerless poor me, It’s not fair), “the martyr”, “the wanderer” and “the warrior”.
That means though that, as long as we are not embracing truly the wholeness and not being accountable for our creation, we live in hell.
Lucifer is the “carrier of Light”, and Jesus shines the Light, from within, like a sun, without shadow.
Oh, also, your ass-ness made me remember of one of the very few Latin quote I know: “asinus asinum fricat”, “qui se ressemble s’assemble”, “who are alike match” sort of. Or, “among assholes we kick asses”?
Last thing, I sense confusingly that that black hole is in resonance with that ending period of the “Kali yuga”, when the Light has condensed to the darkest heavy form of matter… until the next yuga is here: the Satya yuga, age of Truth. Unity, harmony, telepathy, low tech if any… it brings a kid smile in me.
Might as well remember to enjoy, laugh and play, even when the tragedies are on.
Thanks for the article brother.
As it’s all old school western inspired, how come we don’t call it a White Hole, even though the song (excrement) remains the same.
iPad error: Stephen Harrod BUHNER is the Lyme guru.
“the parasites being the usual suspects.”
Or as Dave Chappelle calls them, WhoeverTheyAre™
The famoust beast is located beyond the horizon of the digestive système, collecting all the money from the évent horizon and from The City and sending all the money to another universe where it hopes to.restart the process anew. Unfortunately for the beast, the Tide is Rising and they will have nowhere to go because the technology they put in place – the internet, etc – will be a wonderful instrument to corral all these beasts and give them and their descendants the historic appropriate treatment for centuries
Mr Funnyman:
I like your wry style. I previously wrote some stuff along similar lines, only cruder, and unfortunately Andrei declined it due to excessive vulgarity ☹️
For non-violent non-psychopaths like ourselves, the only weapon we have is ridicule and satire, which can be effective of we can get the public into the habit of only thinking about those “elite ruling” psychopaths in absurd and crude and vulgar terms, to heap upon them the disdain and contempt they richly deserve.
Hence the use of my terms
“Bojo the clown, cousin of Bozo the clown”,
“Stinkin’ Blinken”, “Droolin Nuland” and “Smellin’ Yellin”.
Ridicule also extends to certain selected demon spawn such as “Hunter Beelzebub Biden” who was baptised in a blood ceremony at the Burisma Church of Satan and Money Laundering.
Thx, coming from a Fellow Sakerista is something to appreciate.
Fact is I am normally very serious, and not that funny in person…
Sarcastic and ironic, yes when there is the possibility to have a casual conversation
(quite annoying, according to some of my old friends)
I dunno why I write like this, I always try to do it seriously…
and as usual after the second or third phrase I lost my mind (Damm free association of ideas)
I am the first one to have a good laugh when I read the finished Texts.
I surprise even myself.
Sarcasm and irony are quite therapeutic, sometimes it is the only valve to save our sanity,
Or the only weapon we have to defend ourselves.
And about “Rejection”… it only means “Try again better”
Short answer: The west is doomed for the same reason the USSR was doomed; A nation or nations that turn their back on God and reject him isn’t long from destruction. The lifestyles, philosophies and policies the western nations have accepted and are trying to force upon the rest of the world, no society has ever survived them for long. The US, UK and EU are slow motion train wrecks; daily they collapse a little more. The day of reckoning is soon at hand.