Dear friends,
This is NOT, repeat, NOT a joke. Ollie and Angelina correctly translated this article. And yes, in the Rada, the Ukronazis had a vote on “using their brain” and only 21 delegates voted to support this.
See for yourself below.
The Saker
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Translated by Ollie Richardson and Angelina Siard
cross posted with https://www.stalkerzone.org/the-verkhovna-rada-of-ukraine-voted-on-the-proposal-to-switch-on-brains/
source: http://eadaily.com:8080/ru/news/2019/04/10/verhovnaya-rada-ukrainy-progolosovala-za-predlozhenie-vklyuchit-mozgi
The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine Voted on the Proposal to “Switch on Brains”
On April 10th, during a meeting of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine, the first Vice Speaker of Parliament Irina Gerashchenko put the proposal to “switch on brains” to the vote in the sessional hall.
As was reported by the “UNIAN” agency, this step was taken during the verbal sparring while considering the draft law of the functioning of the Ukrainian language as the state one. In particular, the skirmish arose between the People’s Deputy Olga Chervakova (“Bloc of Petro Poroshenko” faction) and Gerashenko.
During the dispute the former, appealing to the hall, said that she “would like it so that in the hall the brains of others are switched on besides the presiding one”. At this moment the deputy from the “Opposition Bloc“ faction Nestor Shufrych joined in with the discussion, having suggested putting “switching on brains in the sessional hall” to the vote.
Gerashenko, speaking at the same time about the next amendment and Shufrych’s proposal, put the question to the vote. 21 deputies voted “yes”.21 deputies voted “yes”.
Currently, the deputies have considered almost 1570 from the 2082 amendments to the law on the Ukrainian language as the state one.
If the US Congress were to have a vote on the ‘switching on of brains’, it would fail resoundingly. Perhaps a couple of radicals might vote yes, mainly to get a few facebook likes. But most would be horrified at the prospect and vote no.
After all, if the US Congress were to publicly endorse people switching on their brains, then that idea might spread to the ordinary people, undoing years of hard work. And of course, every member of Congress knows that if the voters really switched on their brains then they’d be out of a very cushy and well-paying job.
Now they will have to stand in line at the proctologist’s office and get their heads pulled from their butts.
I wonder how much they will have to pay for their ‘new’ brain?
I hear that the current price for a German scientist’s brain is about $500, for a British comedian’s brain about $400 and for an Australian politician’s brain is about $5,000 as they are considered as new (never been used).
After having seen (with beer and popcorn) for the last weeks the serial failure of Brexit in the British government and parliament, completely failing to deliver of the self-declared Elites for anyone to see, not agreeing on anything, resulting in humiliating begging and sliming in Brussels, I might suggest to bring this in the UK parliament as well.
Though I’m quite convinced that this vote will fail too. It’s a Hamlet Act in slow motion. The Rada is not an exemption.
Cheers, Rob
I wish the UK parliament would approve Brexit. Then, the idiots who lied to the people about how wonderful it would all be if their unicorn parade got approved would all be struck by the wrath of a people who have to live in a country falling into a deep recession and everybody losing their jobs because their trading relationship with their biggest trade partner just got screwed up by some people who hated living next to a Polish plumber. BoJoke would probably have to flee the country.
Besides which, I really don’t like the English much and believe that much of the world’s problems stem from them, so I have been greatly enjoying watching them aiming a powerful gun at their own feet and I’m begging them to pull the trigger. Serves them right for all the Salisbury lies, if not for Bloody Sunday and a long history of atrocities.
Unfortunately that’s not what will happen. A hard BREXIT will only serve the UK, a lot. They won’t have to pay 44 Billion Euro to the EU and won’t have any other remaining responsibilities.
To exit the EU means the ending of several complex treaties with the EU, but all of the other thousands of existing treaties with countries all over the world including European will remain. So no sweat for the Brits.
Their economy will quite probably do much better then when remaining, even considering that several EU countries will do their best to make BREXIT as hard for the UK as possible (think of several remarks made by Macron).
The rabble ‘representing’ Austfailia in its ‘Parliament’ would give them morons in Kiev or London a run for their money any day. God knows what the average IQ among them is. At least Winx won. Perhaps they could make her Prime Minister.
Using their brain ? I am afraid it is too late for that. They should have used their brains back in 2014. If they did, Ukraine would not be in the mess it is.
Why should this surprise human beings? These are rightwingers/quislings of foreign masters, brains is not something included in their job descriptions, and brains are actually a hindrance to their ability to carry out their assigned tasks.
Ukronazistan is rather like Germany under the Nazis, if the Germans had no tradition of intellectual and scientific excellence. A Reich for murderous imbeciles. And the best of the Ukrainians remaining are fleeing for anywhere, really. A state lobotomising itself.
#criminaljusticereform
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