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January 1, 2012

Debt, Contract and the Golden Rule.


Fred owes 5k to Bank A for a car loan.

Fred owes 175k to Bank B for a home loan / mortgage.

Fred owes 2k to Bank C for his overdraft / plastic.

The car loan from Bank A was made at an interest rate of 9.5%, the home loan from Bank B was made at a rate of 4.25%, the overdraft/plastic from Bank C is 13.95%

Three separate loans, three separate legal contracts, three separate incredibly powerful potential opponents.

Fred, or Freda, has goldfish memory, he cannot remember ordinary vehicle purchase loans running at 33% APR… I can.

Fred, or Freda, also suffers from massive ignorance, if Bank A sells Fred’s debt to Bank C, then Fred can forget all about any arrangements or contracts he had with Bank A, they all expired, the only thing left is the debt.

Bank C can say to Fred “Pay us in full, NOW!” or they can say “Everything is staying the same, except we are charging you 25% APR interest on your outstanding balance, not the 9.5% you were paying.

Fred or Freda cannot stop Bank A selling his debt / contract to Bank C, if Fred / Freda doesn’t like it the only real option is to pay off the debt in full, and yes, there will be an extra “arrangement fee” to do that.

Fred or Freda cannot enforce the terms of a contract between Fred(a) and Bank A, upon Bank C, as they are not named in it, Bank C bought the debt from Bank A, Fred(a) wasn’t part of that deal legally either.

Once Bank C hold’s Fred(a)’s debt, then that debt is the only thing that has survived the transition from Bank A to Bank C.

Bank B now notes that Fred(a)’s financial situation has changed, eg loan payments have just gone through the roof, making the outstanding mortgage more risky, and more risky loans = higher interest rates, so Bank B increases the minimum monthly payments Fred must make.

In the “last” recession I had a friend, he had a great business, it employed 12 people, cash flow was good, order books were full for nearly 18 months, he was doing great, naturally enough he used Bank provided finance to make everything simpler and easier and smoother, but see above, cash flow was great, order books were full for the next year plus, all 12 staff were working and making him a profit, he was making all his payments on time and had cash deposits as well.

The Bank called him in, sat him down, and called in ALL his loans, which closed his business, put 12 men out of work and left his customers on the order books having to find a new contractor etc etc

The Bank manager told him, unofficially, plain as day, “Fred, we (the Bank) did not call all your loans in because you could NOT pay, but because you COULD pay… we need the money…

This, like a certain bank offering me a vehicle loan at 33% APR are not mythical fairy stories, this shit happened in my lifetime not ten miles from where I sit right now.

The fact is people today not only lack clue #1 about the true nature of debt, they also lack clue #1 about the true nature of Contract Law, and they lack clue #1 about the Golden Rule, he who has all the gold makes all the rules…

Fred(a) vs Banks A/B/C in various Courts, arguing that Fred borrowed the money for the car from Bank A, and that should be that, is an unequal battle, a non starter, it is going to do nothing except pound Fred(a) even harder into the ground.

Those of us who are not Fred(a), those of us who always understood that percentage interest on loans is an Exponential Function mathematically speaking, those of us who always understood that the Bank has more lawyers than I have hairs on my head, those of us who always understood that a loan from a bank for a car was a contract, and just as I can sell the car at some future point the Bank can sell my debt at some future point, those of us who always understood that THE LOAN HAS YET TO BE WRITTEN THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN A PROVISION ALLOWING THE BANK TO DEMAND IMMEDIATE AND FULL SETTLEMENT FORTHWITH, are those of us who relatively speaking owe sweet fuck all today, view what the rest of us are doing as some sort of cross between boarding a train that is already involved in a slo-mo train wreck, and jacking yourself up with the latest wonder drug which is nothing more than rat poison with a label stuck on it saying “Wonder drug” and obscuring the rat poison label… barely…

Indentured Servitude is an evil thing, and yet it appears that all those who have the gold have to do is offer the screaming masses a iphone and a large screen TV and a new model Ford on easy easy terms, and Fred and Freda will willingly take the first steps on the short and slippery path to Indentured Servitude.

 

November 1, 2011

Hell in a handcart

Filed under: Wimminz — Tags: , , , , , , , — wimminz @ 11:09 pm

I guess it is one of those twists of fate, but I recently found myself landed with a small contract for a huge multinational company.

Then it transpired that the structure was more complex, think a layer cake with several overlapping, or not so overlapping, Venn diagram like areas of management.

Then think institutionalised incompetence, to the point where this job is going to go titsup, or provide me with solid work well into next year, the job specification hasn’t expanded mind you, it is just that the PROJECTED work rate is approximately 25x greater than the ACTUAL work rate, still par for the course for a couple of million UKĀ£ worth of new hardware and a Fortune 50 company.

Why should a Fortune 50 company hire people any more competent than the secret family courts, or the local cable company technical support, or just about any other aspect of modern life that you can choose?

The answer is of course that there is no reason it would, or would be able to, given that all of the above take their staff from the labour pool of people currently of working age, which means 90% of them never even had the rudiments of a decent education.

See, unless you teach a person an actual trade, it is flatly fucking impossible to teach them to take anything even remotely approaching a pride in their work, because they won’t have any identifiable work which they own, or can point to and say “all my own work“, rather everything is a collaborative fuck up, for which no-one individually carries any responsibility, and on those occasions where these fuck ups result in someone dying, all you have to do to keep your management job is to trot out the old lines about “far reaching investigations” and “no stone unturned” and finish up with “lessons will be learned“.

It’s all bullshit of course…. so we have in this case (no names and no pack drill) a Fortune 50 multinational financial corporation (5 in the management project team) a Fortune 50 multinational hardware corporation (4 in the management project team) a national service corporation (7 in the management project team) and another assorted 12 people supporting all of the above, which makes 28 management level people in billing full time for this project, plus approximately 25 others in various outsourced and externalized leveraged roles scattered around the globe, so we are up to 53 people, and down at the bottom of the pile there are two people, yours truly and a guy we shall call Fred.

Now me and Fred are the ones supposed to do ALL, and I mean ALL, the actual fucking work in this project, and of course being on the bottom of the pile me and Fred are paid less than anyone else, which is OK, I take the attitude you pay me peanuts, I act like a monkey and chill, but the fact is me and Fred have spent the last two weeks producing sweet fuck all, we have been explaining to 7 managers what the fucking project actually is, what we have to do, how we have to do it, and why we can’t do it yet because the other 4 managers above them, and the 5 managers above them, haven’t done some really, really, really basic things to enable us to do the job….

Think like this, guys need hammers, nails and wood, after a week of asking we get nails supplied, 4 days later we get some wood, 3 days later we get one hammer, but Fred and I are not allowed to share the hammer, it was issued to me… so today we hammered the first nails into the wood… and it takes a team of 28 managers and 25 managerial support staff to fuck up the job to that extent…

Meanwhile exactly the same grade of asshole is in charge of the family court system, the economy, the political scene, and whether we will have a war or not in the country of your choice, and exactly the same grade of asshole is reassuring all the other assholes that the Euro has been rescued, peace and apple pie is coming in Libya, we don’t need no stinking nuclear power plants, house prices will never crash by 75%, and there will not be another land war in europe.

What could possibly go fucking wrong?

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